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[challenge entry] There once was a whole load of Jews
who control stuff whenever they choose
they're lizards from space
and they're the master race
and they brainwash us with aspartame in juice






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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY CHEMTRAILS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Look in the sky, there's a plane
behind it a condensation train
but it's not just water
it's a harbinger of slaughter
and we're all fucked next time it rains.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# In reply
There was a conspiracy theory
That chemtrails were making us weary
But without any proof
Of death rain on the roof
The skeptics all got rather jeery.

Yah boo! See. I was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:22, archived)
# ze jewzors

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# aw, he's soooo cooot
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I thought that initially
but now I think it may not be Comedy Hitler at all. I think it may be EVIL Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)
# what's the difference?
*shrugs*
*turns 360 degrees*
*leaves*
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Are you my friend?

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# jews

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Not that you'll read it in THEIR version of the news
but there's already a circle of Synagogues around Ground Zero and I hear they're planning to build more.
A Synagogue in case you don't know is like a trojan horse full of yahudis.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:05, archived)
# I prefer a good restaurant ...

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# NO U
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:12, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Think? They want u to eat it!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
# A reply
A sports commentator called Icke,
Let his sanity go for a hike,
His critics in blizzards
said "When you say lizards
We know you must really mean kikes"

But David said "Not what I mean
A lizard's a lizard it seems
That's just what I said
The Queen and Prince Ed
Are really all scaly and green."

(Sorry for the casual racism, it was necessary for the rhyme. Next up, "Why Obama's manhood is bigger"; what can go wrong?)
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:30, archived)