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who control stuff whenever they choose
they're lizards from space
and they're the master race
and they brainwash us with aspartame in juice
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Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:53,
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they're lizards from space
and they're the master race
and they brainwash us with aspartame in juice
.
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behind it a condensation train
but it's not just water
it's a harbinger of slaughter
and we're all fucked next time it rains.
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Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:04,
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but it's not just water
it's a harbinger of slaughter
and we're all fucked next time it rains.

There was a conspiracy theory
That chemtrails were making us weary
But without any proof
Of death rain on the roof
The skeptics all got rather jeery.
Yah boo! See. I was right.
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Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:22,
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That chemtrails were making us weary
But without any proof
Of death rain on the roof
The skeptics all got rather jeery.
Yah boo! See. I was right.

but now I think it may not be Comedy Hitler at all. I think it may be EVIL Hitler.
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Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:07,
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but there's already a circle of Synagogues around Ground Zero and I hear they're planning to build more.
A Synagogue in case you don't know is like a trojan horse full of yahudis.
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Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:05,
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A Synagogue in case you don't know is like a trojan horse full of yahudis.

A sports commentator called Icke,
Let his sanity go for a hike,
His critics in blizzards
said "When you say lizards
We know you must really mean kikes"
But David said "Not what I mean
A lizard's a lizard it seems
That's just what I said
The Queen and Prince Ed
Are really all scaly and green."
(Sorry for the casual racism, it was necessary for the rhyme. Next up, "Why Obama's manhood is bigger"; what can go wrong?)
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Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:30,
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Let his sanity go for a hike,
His critics in blizzards
said "When you say lizards
We know you must really mean kikes"
But David said "Not what I mean
A lizard's a lizard it seems
That's just what I said
The Queen and Prince Ed
Are really all scaly and green."
(Sorry for the casual racism, it was necessary for the rhyme. Next up, "Why Obama's manhood is bigger"; what can go wrong?)

For a minute there from those colours I thought you were going to rope Virgin Media into your nutty poem.
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Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:16,
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If you are cheesed off with this dope
There's no need to sit home and mope
Yes, you should come down
And march round the town
To see how, surf to "Protest the Pope"
...dot org dot uk