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[challenge entry] Fatt Pitt

From the Parallel Universe challenge. See all 355 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Quick let's start a breeding programme!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:23, archived)
# The truth will set you free
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Ha!
*awaits the "Murder She Wrote...in her own filth" pic*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# murder she dirty protested
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:36, archived)
# SQUACK

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:51, archived)
# In a parallel universe,
Murder, She Erased?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:54, archived)
# It would have to be
"murder she re-typed" or "murder she whited-out" as she clearly is typing.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Murder, She Tippexed*?
*Other Brands of Liquid Paper Are Available But A Bit Shit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
# A bit shit tends to leave a brown mark though.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:20, archived)
# The first rule of Fat Club is:
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:24, archived)
# no Jews
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# I was thinking: More trans fats.
But that works too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I was getting confused with the rules of golf
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# It's just not cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Yeah, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:48, archived)
# but you use a different bat for golf
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:50, archived)
# I have never played golf in my life.
I always assumed it was a sport for cunts and unless someone knocks some kind of sense into me I will forever think in this manner.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
# You are not a cunt.
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:06, archived)
# There certainly is no arguing with that type of logic.
*hands fiver*

EDIT: hang on, you called me NOT a cunt. Now I'm confused.

*snatches fiver back*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 16:09, archived)
# he doesn't need that lanyard to hang his phone around his neck
he could just stuff it under one of his man-udders. Bosh - money saved...

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(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)