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# So i heard its newbie tuesday


(click for bigger)
i'll put on a L plate and crash into B3ta
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# nice picard action.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Woo!
Bienvenue.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha
ahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:24, archived)
# MORE JAIL FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# MY LIFE, MY DREAMS, NOTHIN'S GONNA STOP ME NOOOWW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Nice entrance.
Welcome to B3ta, you'll never leave.

unless you turn into a cunt and get hounded out or find a worthwhile job that means you can't get on b3ta during the day shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Excellent
Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:14, archived)
# They changed parallel parking since I was a learner driver.
and welcome to b3ta may the memes be with you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I think they have.
coincidentally i took a pic of this earlier this month
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:23, archived)
# That Astra is illegally parked.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# well technically it's only the wheels that need to be within the bounds.
I think
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Then how come it gets a tick?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Ahh yes, but it's a red tick.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Damning with faint praise
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# That *is* smart.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# That's rather clever the only problem I can see with this kind of parking
is that the car outside Coral won't be able to get out.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# You pays your money you takes your choice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Just pick the little one up and move it.
I once saw three guys do that with a Mini.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:30, archived)
# we did that with one of the teacher's cars on the last day of highschool
we left it on a picnic table.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:32, archived)
# haha I bet you were all little bastards! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:34, archived)
# all kids are bastards
what of it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# haha!
and no I'm not going to buy you some cigarettes from the newsagents!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Nothing mate
I don't want any trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:39, archived)
# mini's are easy to move
well the old ones are... our uni rugby ream once moved one between two bollards
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
# ram the smart car?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# ram in both directions
then sue the council
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Strangely
I was going to take exactly the same photo from the cafe just down the road. but my phones battery was flat
(ceebs, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:39, archived)
# the smart car was designed for city parking exactly like this
however, british law forbids it
so this un is technically parked illegally
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Excellent - and welcome!
I quite liked those little Fiats before BSM gave them the kiss of death.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:17, archived)
# shit
it is tuesday...

where are all the spammers? COME ON! I wanna buy some cheap pills for my horny horny Russian bride that's off pleasuring herself with a JML Iron Gym...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Hello :)
I like your pic.
A suggestion: most static pics on /board are optimized to 100kb or under. If you're not sure how to optimize just ask on here and someone will walk you through it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# if you save your file as "98kb.jpg" it works pretty well
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:24, archived)
# MOVE THE SLIDER TO THE RIGHT
THEN THE LEFT
THEN SAY SOME MADE-UP WORDS AND PRETEND IT'S LATIN
NOT GETTING TOO TECHNICAL AM I?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGGAAAAAIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# aye,
i shall keep the pic size down in future and link with larger pic elsewhere.
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# I think if you use the b3ta hosting
it does the click-for-big thing automatically?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Fantastic!
I love the way the number plate changes when it turns upside down.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# James Bond had to retake his test maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Captain, again he is all the time touching my ass!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I scare nothing! Even you become napkins!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# All the cut will be absorded by it been a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# ^ Please tell me where this is from
It's fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I think it's from text accompanying a post on here waaaay back.
Can't remember who posted it. Probably someone new who didn't post very much, that's usually where they're from.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I think it was a regular who was a bit worse for the wear with drink
but the archives don't go back far enough to find the source.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Cheers for looking
I am a big fan of these
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
# It was years ago but this post explains it quite well
www.b3ta.com/board/9147822

EDIT: and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Lovely. Many thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one and welcome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)