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# During my administration . . .* wtf?*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Sneaky iStock trying to copyright every image!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)
# damn copybots are a nuisance
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# You need to set up your website to emit an EMP pulse whenever they get close.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# even this one ?
(wankdog, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# frame 2: halfway down his throat ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Steady on there gal
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Looks like he's singing the final refrain of "I did it MYYYY WAAAAY"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha true
Everyone goes Dildoface on that line :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:39, archived)
# haha sneaky buggers
In other news something for your worst enemy this Christmas:

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290478295733
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Oh noes! Card AIDS?!:D
Also spam www.b3ta.com/links/Brooooooooooooooooooontosaurus_Will_You_Wait_For_Me
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# I'm often amazed at how carefully I have to listen to British-spoken (or sung) English
From this side of the pond the accents are so thick that, in some ways, it seems like a foreign language. Do Brits experience anything like this when Yanks speak?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:34, archived)
# y'wot?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:34, archived)
# We don't have accents.
You lot do. Weird ones.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:35, archived)
# we have lots of different dialects throughout the country
but all Brits sound the same to us. Probably because we aren't trained to hear differences there. Brits sound like Aussies, and some Canadians, etc
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
# What's that Ellis? Little Johnny has fallen down the well?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
# no--the roin 'n Spoin fulls minely on th ploin!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:55, archived)
# ACT FAST
www.nhs.uk/actfast/Pages/stroke.aspx

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:59, archived)
# quick Lad--dial noin noin noin
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:01, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# did you abuse animals when you were a lad?
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Smooth chat-up line.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:36, archived)
# as is:
"so, what part of Lesbia are you from?"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Hahhaaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:33, archived)
# That'll make it uncomfortable for him to urinate
iStock? Ache in water, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 16:36, archived)
# A stocker.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 17:25, archived)