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# *Starts heating a little Gok in a wok*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Men in Black?
I can imagine he'd have a saucy comment about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:20, archived)
# men in black?
here you go
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:27, archived)
# *fears*
Do you lot ever get that situation where you think of a joke, but can't find the images you want to make it work on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:22, archived)
# All the time
Gok up there ^ was going to be "Gok Wan's Wok Gun". Can I find a wok not photographed at an arty angle? I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I wanted to do one
where two old guys are in a pub - one says to the other "Where's Rover tonight then?" and the other replies "Oh he's back at home - he's got worms.", which then goes to a frame with the silhouette of a dog in front of a computer screen playing Worms.
Could I find a picture of two old men in a pub? One that wasn't all arty? No.
I also wanted to do one with stills from "The Wooden Horse", but I don't have the film and none of the pictures on the internet are any good.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:27, archived)
# If it's any consolation
I chuckled at your idea
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:30, archived)
# The Wooden Horse one
had a frame where the two chaps in the box give themselves away to the Germans by choking on a fart...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Sometimes it's easier to find a source image of a pub and drop your characters
in there yourself.e.g.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Gah!
That's thinking outside the box...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I did have one frame I used to use in John Deacon strips where I even
did transparancies on the pint glasses on the table. People just don't appreciate the effort that goes into these things, sniff. ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# This one:


The right-hand side of the bonnet is from a different car thankfully at almost the same angle which took an hour of searching to find as well as matching the windscreen colour over the bandicoot...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Nice work indeed.
I used to trawl Getty and Inmagine for hours looking for the right kind of hedgehog/desk/pizza delivery bike. Now I just use what's to hand and bodge it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Ta!
Depends how lazy I'm feeling. Mind you, as the Hedgehog was saying, the more time you spend on it, the fewer replies it gets...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Heh heh!
I think they used to call the satisfaction of a job well done. I went on a tour of underground Manchester earlier in the year. There was a load or ornate brickwork that nobody was ever going to see, apart from a few engineers once in a blue moon and even then they still did a pristine job. That said, it's still standing, so maybe that's the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Best thing I've seen today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
# It's 4 blokes but they're sitting in a pub with flat caps and dominoes.
3.bp.blogspot.com/_-4QWxsjn0nU/SGQhLvLuzgI/AAAAAAAAAaE/YBi0sWWNSj8/s320/spender_pub_450x350.jpg
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Bugger!
I'd happily have used that if I hadn't already told the joke...
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Wait until we've forgotten and try again.
Possibly tonight, knowing my short term memory loss.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Will do!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)