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[challenge entry] Squirrels at war
Ancient reposts, but the challenge seems apt.


From the Squirrels in History challenge. See all 236 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# I-I-I-In Vietnam he was 19
PEEEEEEEEEIIIW!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# gonna have to listen to that classic right now!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# ^this
Everything I know about the Vietnam war, I know from that song.

Saigon! Saigon! S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-Saigon!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Nam
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Nicely done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Thanks :)
I wasn't really sure what was going on
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Spec Ops
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:08, archived)
# scary BIG squirrels
is one of them armed?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
# n-n-nineteen
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)
# not out
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Incoming!
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Happy B3ta Day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:04, archived)
# WOOT!
Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
# None of them received an acorn welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Many vets complain of alienation, rage, or guilt
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:06, archived)
# How old were they?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Stop taking the piss out of his s-stutter
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Fruit & Nut Helmet FTW
Your profile spoils my internet nosy/stalking fun :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I just edited it
but it appears I've already been outed! ^

Edit: I am not what you would call a prolific poster :) But I do remember when this was all fields.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Hurrah!
That daughter of Jasper Carrot's you shagged - was it her off of 'The Office'?

I saw Robert Powell in a pub in Hampstead once & thought, 'Hmmm, Jesus likes ale'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Ha, I forgot I'd shared that with the world!
No, her younger sister Jenny.

It took years but it was actually the groundwork for a fantastic argument (and ultimately relationship) ender when I was being shouted at by my ex girlfriend regarding my sexual past. As I was being told that I was basically a slag, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire celebrity parents and kids edition was on and lo, she appeared with Jasper in the chairs enabling me to utter "Shagged her too". Fantastic timing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Ha!
Have you heard Gareth Gates' version of "19"? He doesn't get past the first chorus.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)
# There's a chorus?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:25, archived)
# The n-n-n-n-nineteen bit
he also tried to sing "Changes" by Bowie WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:32, archived)
# He should try some old Morris Minor and The Majors material
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAIOzM7SsMo
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Fucking hell, that hasn't aged well.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# This has faired
slightly better.

The Commentators - Nineteen Not Out"
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:51, archived)