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[challenge entry] Time for a funerial tribute to Chemical Ali?
Don't do images, myself. But surely some of you visually gifted types can come up with an appropriate sendoff for our old Iraqi pal. He shall be missed. We shall not see his like again. Actually, we will, more's the pity.

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(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:23, archived)
# duck and run
the natives gonna get ya

what are we? your photoshop chemical ali bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:25, archived)
# I chuckled heartily at that
wonderous comment. how true. flambe anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:26, archived)
# photoshop chemical ali bitches
...coming to a porno theatre near you....
(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:31, archived)
# don't make me do bad things
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)
# the war is soooooooooooo yesterday,
racoons are the new war.
Live racoon coverage on News24
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:25, archived)
# What are we...
...your Chemical Ali photoshopping bitches or something.

I shall direct you down the board slightly.

[edit] don't take it personally, we just don't take instructions from no-one, to use bad grammer.

If all else fails, just get yourself some graphical manipulation software and give it a go - you might surprise yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:25, archived)
# Missed that one....
...but he looks so alive!
(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:28, archived)
# graphical manipulation software?
Sorry, but the only digital manipulation I excel at results in the opposite of software...
(mediaman, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:34, archived)
# meeep
!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)
# seconded
not the sort of mental image i want at this time of the morning
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:39, archived)
# As the man himself would say,
"I'm not dead"

Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:28, archived)
# I
feel happy ....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:33, archived)
# Yeah, so do I. It's a shame he couldn't
be brought to justice and made answer for his crimes, but dead is the next best...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)
# oh go on then seeing as how I'm feeling nice: The Chemical Ali Brothers.

ooh I feel so dirty now
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Oh Boab...
...you're such a whore :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:38, archived)
# I already did one
and already reposted it. Doing so again would just be bad manners.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:36, archived)
# My name is Al
and I'm a student of Chemistry. I feel insulted for some reason.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:37, archived)
# You do strike me...
...as the kind that could murder thousands and feel no remorse though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:38, archived)
# Well....
you can never tell for sure, can you?


EDIT: And I thought of the username first, begone you cad.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:39, archived)
# is
it cos i is dead...aii.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:42, archived)
# Hah!...
...b3tan you to it.

Maybe we could all change in tribute to the murderous swine... and of course you, his soon to be sworn in replacement.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:42, archived)
# But..
I'm the REAL Chemical Al(i)
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 8:45, archived)
# I knew a
Chemichal Al too, although he ended up in a nut house due to the heroic amount of chemicals he used to take. Now he just dribbles
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 9:07, archived)