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# you couldn't make it up
In other news work have just presented me with a new clarinet for years of long service* they just haven't paid me back yet . . .

*dossing about on b3ta


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)
# huzzah!
play us something Uncle Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha
I thought that kid with the tuba was really quite good until I realised it was a lady sitting down!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:05, archived)
# *giggles like a loon*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
That's Granny Brenda the Vicar's wife (The Vicar is on trumpet with TLH)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Good Stuff sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Seriously?
That's nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# yep, 15 years
15 yearsI got a bottle of 18 yr old single malt too

They just need to repay me because I bought it then they wrapped it and gave it to me.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# haha great
good single malt I hope ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I bet it's a Speyside like Bells
or maybe even a Peaty Lowlands like Famous Grouse
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:07, archived)
# not at 18yo it won't be
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# sorry,, forgot
they only do 20 year

*edit* This is my favourite Single Malt :


I went to their brewery in Bristol last year
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# that famous vintage!
:D

edit: I see. As good as that fantastic whisky is sir, It is not a single malt. It is made in Scotland of course by my fine colleagues there.

are you taking the piss? ;D

edit2: of course you are *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
# err . . .
I don't mean to be picky but blended isn't single malt . . . still it's all good. I had Glenfiddich 18yo


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:20, archived)
# I was being intentionally wrong to wind Griffy up
I favour the Edradour 12 year.. mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
# D'Oh!
you wiley trickster!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Single Malt. Brewery. Bristol.
the clues were all there too.

*shakes fist*

you like Edradour! me too. Made in the world's smallest (legal) distillery don't you know. Unfortunately for me, I had an £80 bottle of it stolen from my luggage at Glasgow Airport after visiting the distillery
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# The Glenrothes
That is all.

Actually, it isn't. Go into the Whiskey shop on the Royal Mile and ask for it and the man will give you a nod, a wink and a compliment that, "Sir knows his single malts."
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:40, archived)
# what if you asked for a certain type of onion?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
# He'll ask you if you're a drummer.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# It's all about the Royal Lochnagar Single Malt
Too firm and well proportioned to be deemed voluptuous – but it's a delightfully close call.... aparantly
(I helped save b3ta! Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# now THAT'S a good choice :D
because One Day You Will!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# congrats
I've never had even a card for long stays at jobs :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:50, archived)
# That's because no-one is insanely jealous of my talent . . .
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:51, archived)
# full on black-tie dinner at a posh hotel for 10+ years with us
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Aw that's lovely
play them some ragtime
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I played them 'Just the way you look tonight'
as featured in 'Peter's friends'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Dammit now I'm thinking about Emma Thompson's vagina again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:58, archived)
# *tootle tootle*
How lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I'll get you Butler!
that reminds me, must email someone...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Ooooh is it me?
Do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I think I've run out of your email addresses
but you can have a bag of Haribo left over from Halesowen, er i mean Halloween
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I haven't done it yet
and now I am in that Birmingham
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:48, archived)