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# Horse v Tony Curtis

(Noah Vale, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:18, archived)
# *fears*
She's got a great-great granfather called Theophilus!
THAT's fab
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# As in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century?
Brill!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:29, archived)
# my first thought was lenny henry
and that's first time I've ever said that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:31, archived)
#
this lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:42, archived)
# mmmm...
lunch
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)
# bidi-bidi-bidi - yeah boy.
Twiki was the 25th Century Flavor Flav when he put Dr. Theopolis on.
(waxdart hello., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Her Grandad is called Theophilus,
Theophilus P Wildebeest,

Wildebeest are pray for crocodiles,

crocodiles are reptiles...

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Thank fuck I'm a subscriber to this magazine
blog.newhumanist.org.uk/2010/11/new-humanist-pledge.html

That's about all I'm going to be able to read for the next year, it seems. Even the Guardian had a three-page feature on the overprivileged cunts this morning. Fuck that.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# ^ needs more lizards.
Oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Just like the old marathons.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# She sounds suprisingly normal
borderline middle class upbringing, air hostess mum etc...
but that won't last now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Oh she'll turn out to be a cunt
they all do in the end...
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
# as normal as a multi-millionaire can be
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)
# But
They'll just end up going on about how they're not going on about it
(Noah Vale, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Now I'm not one for conspiracy
But I think she may be a beard!?!?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:42, archived)
# haw heed doon in front
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
# i dont like dec's new hair do
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Maybe
Rebecca Adlington - Ant & Dec / wacko
(Noah Vale, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# He says
It was in his sack for three weeks before he gave it to her!
(Noah Vale, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:36, archived)
# he had to wait for prince philip to give her the once over - it's tradition
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# He's got her a wedding present picked out already.
It's a white Fiat.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:56, archived)
# its the only place it would have been safe from paul burrell
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Val Kilmer and Alan Carr?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# If you flipped both faces left to right then their noses would point the right way.
(waxdart hello., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Right: looks like someone who I went to college with
and also looks like Tom Daley

Left: Shit that is some goitre
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:05, archived)
# He looks like Robbie Williams
with yon face-swap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)