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[challenge entry] My very contrived compo entry

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(7 hours left to save Earth, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:02, archived)
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What a piece of work is a man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:05, archived)
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How noble in reason
(7 hours left to save Earth, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:10, archived)
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how infinite in faculties, in form and moving
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:39, archived)
# you get sprung, wanna pull up tough
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:49, archived)
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'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:53, archived)
# What fucker said that?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:19, archived)
# that just spazzed right out on me
as good a time as any to give mine peepers a break, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Turn on the VIPERS !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Worst film I've ever seen.
Even worse than a clockwork orange.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Why's that then?
(7 hours left to save Earth, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:29, archived)
# It just is.
and the worst thing is I can't get back those lost hours watching the shite.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:31, archived)
# the "off "switch is your friend
halfway through there were clues perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:34, archived)
# What film is he talking about?
Nevermind just filenamed it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:36, archived)
# I could'nt
I was forced to watch it. I had no choice in the matter.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Is this why you also didn't enjoy Clockwork Orange they made you watch it
with your eyes held open with that mechanical device until you started to enjoy classical music?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Yeah what was all that about hey??? Shit thats what!!!
I was invited to a beer & film night and I was not in charge of the remote. Anyway It's all down to personal preference I suppose.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:50, archived)
# haha...like this?

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Google Goggles!
*patents*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Stop making a spectacle of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:59, archived)
# come and get one in the yarbles, &c.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
# How express and admirable..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:28, archived)
# History, tradition, culture... are not concepts! These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights!
... oh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Willis?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:37, archived)
# I can't see what all the complaints are about.
I thought HH was actually a reasonable film, in a kind of mindless, distracting sort of way. Hey, it had its moments.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:45, archived)
# What you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:47, archived)
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b3ta.com/board/10266493
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:56, archived)
# 6 years plus.
You didn't think I'd click that did you?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Hudson Hawk, I'll wager
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Nowt wrong
with Hudson Hawk
(7 hours left to save Earth, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:15, archived)