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# BLAM

Penguins have really weird necks.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Punch him in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:59, archived)
# haha
my day STARTED with this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Hahah
it hasn't gotten any better in the interim I'm afraid :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Fuck
b3ta's pretty much unusable at the moment.
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:01, archived)
# I'm not having any problems at all
must be a DNS thing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:04, archived)
# I do NOT have DNS
I was tested and everything, I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:05, archived)
# hmmm
best check your internet history
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Trevithick's steam engine had more efficiency than b3ta at the moment
wait.....wait....wait.......sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Boxing: it's all in the feet.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Anatomy of a penguin:

A penguin's "fuck" can clearly be seen on the sides of its neck/head.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)
# *checks*
www.edinburghzoo.org.uk/EZPenguinCam.html

meh - they are all watching the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
# lazy cunts
someone should take away their benefits
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:53, archived)
# coming over here
eating our fish,
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Big Brother Penguin House
...just as gripping as Channel 4's
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Flipper is in the garden with Percy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:29, archived)
# punch that bitch horse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:16, archived)
# No wonder their necks are weird
when cunts punch them in the fuck.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Shitting cunt's fucked up in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Pow!
Right in the kisser...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 18:25, archived)