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[challenge entry] Anyone want a mince pie?

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From the B3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 372 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I'm liking these
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Thank you very much, mulled wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# don't mind if I do...
How very civilized..
chin chin
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Sorry just scoffed the last one myself. Would you like a mince beef pie instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# No thanks
*Sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:00, archived)
# but they have extra eyelids?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *hesitates*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:03, archived)
# have a woo
and a slap to anyone who puts music to silent night
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# *quietly puts trombone back in its case*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Awwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Ashamed though I am to admit it,
The German version is very lovely. Sans instruments, as you so rightly say.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I can just imagine The Pub Landlord singing it

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht,
Alles schläft; einsam wacht
Nur das traute hochheilige Paar.
Holder Knabe im lockigen Haar,
Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh!
Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh!

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht,
Hirten erst kundgemacht
Durch der Engel Halleluja,
Tönt es laut von fern und nah:
Christ, der Retter ist da!
Christ, der Retter ist da!

Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht,
Gottes Sohn, o wie lacht
Lieb' aus deinem göttlichen Mund,
Da uns schlägt die rettende Stund'.
Christ, in deiner Geburt!
Christ, in deiner Geburt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)
# coincidentally
DTH and I were singing German earlier, over MSN.
It's in the air!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Ach wirklich?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Ja
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Ich begrüße Ihre Bemühungen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:13, archived)
# winken hiesen mit saucen!
Wassenschrickengrubelhoffumnurgleheimerscraoufensclitzenlieberengum.
According to Dave, that's from Brahms' Deutche Requiem but according to me, the last time I looked, that definitely wasn't there.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:16, archived)
# HP or Heinz?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Heinz of course
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:19, archived)
# !
needs more this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:47, archived)
# It is! IT IS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Wie schön!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Nicht so schön wie deine Augen, die wie zarte Ozeanen der Lieblichkeit sind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Is that the new biscuit from Bahlsen?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:45, archived)
# yes
it is 80cm long
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Das flamen auge mir!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:17, archived)
# ha - yes indeed!
that said, that bloody Al Murray can just feck right off.

/grumpy old git blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Oddly enough, since I went to school in Germany, this is the version I hear whenever I think of Silent Night
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10284512
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Nice...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# It annoys me when people use instruments, ruins it completely
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:09, archived)
# In general, or just this instance specifically?
Trying to perform Mahler would present a number of problems, otherwise.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)
# just in the case of when they put instruments to songs that should be cappella
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:19, archived)
# In that case,
I wholeheartedly concur.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Heh, sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# and appropriately shaped like a Christmas aspirin!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I'd like to post an addendum to this conversation
www.b3ta.com/board/10290416

I once, genuinely, broke my elbow by slipping on some frozen vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Eeewwwww?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:05, archived)