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# That dirty old bugger
time and inclination

but she's Italian, who can blame him?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Is this a pea?
Has a very familiar ring to it...

(as the ancient monument said to the clock tower)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# ^This^
From not so long ago, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:28, archived)
# I think it cropped up on one of the 'favourite posts' links that someone stuck up over the festive season...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Not all that recently - 2004ish I think - same joke, different wording, very similar source images.
EDIT Ah yes, it was similar

- Fancy a shag?

- I have the time if you've got the inclination.

...damned if I can find it now...
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:05, archived)
# It's an old joke
but I just made it - got the PSD as proof :)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Someone made something very similar to yours then
or vice versa
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Aaaargh! The punnage!:O
Sorry have to TJ: Mate came round this morning as she was going with a someone to the Britain's Got Talent show as he was in it.
He was about 20 stone and wearing an 'I beat Anorexia' tshirt.
Talking to another mutual friend just now I commented on how I doubted that they'd allow him to wear it as it's the televised auditions. Apparantly he he wore it to the first auditions and he was told he wouldn't be allowed on the televised ones if he was not wearing it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:14, archived)
# As far as I'm aware
you have to wear the same clothes to all your auditions (anything up to six for X factor), so they can edit all the bits together* seamlessly and make it look like one audition. Ever noticed how many cutaways there are in the auditions?

*either all the best bits or all the worst bits depending on their motives
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I don't watch it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Compositing auditions? But surely ... 'what you see, is what happened'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5LS5arkuaE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Before I click
is that Charlie Brooker?

If it is... class
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Yeah it is.
Well if you watch that sorta thing look out for a big fat metaller with face piercings and a uke.
He's actually menat ot be a fantastic player. BUsks for a living.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# I never watched BGT
and I don't watch X Factor anymore

Not since my dreams were shattered a few year ago... *blub*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Saramanga - nil points. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Was it because of Lucy Jones?
I thought she was amazing and should have won.
I have not watched this shite since then.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Speaking of him, I had a very Charlie Brooker moment this morning
When I considered that 'Gentle Ben' was possibly an extremely tasteless metaphor for racial tolerance in the deep south; then had to re-evaluate Skippy in the context of a patronising metaphor for the differently-abled.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:58, archived)
# I would rather watch Charlie Dimmock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10298714
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)