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# Bit of Toapiary for Elevenses
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:16, archived)
# not enough people carve there hedges into Toaps
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)
# mmm
Toapiary
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# I had a banana for elevenses

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I have home-made apple muffins
:D
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I have neuralgia & ibuprofen
Also, not liking 'Twenty-leven' or 'Two-thousand-and-eleven' Sian & I decided that we're calling 2011 elevenses.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I'll tell you what I'm loving at the moment
Celebrities slagging each other off on twitter, and getting into trouble.

Makes my day, it does.

Nice toap, mate!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:15, archived)
# hehe
I love the way Murdoch's sacked him for mysogyny. Coming from the creator of Page 3, that seems a bit rich.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:16, archived)
# But just think what it would have become
if Maxwell had been successful in buying The Sun in the late 60's...

Closed down and out of print, probably
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Arf!
her my were are
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:18, archived)
# 1.7 million
how the fuck does someone get paid 1.7 million to narrate a football game and remember a few facts? Jesus most blokes down the pub can do his job when they're pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# What about the birds down the pub, eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)
# They should be behind the bar serving us blokes drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:32, archived)
# WOMEN? IN PUBS?
Whatever next?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# IN THE PUB
WHY ARE THEY NOT IN THE KITCHEN
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# My local pub has converted the bar area into a kitchen.
You know, so they feel right at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:41, archived)
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I'm genuinely worried for my health if the wife flicks on and looks at this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Well, my conscious is clear.
I know I don't mean anything by those words.

Bloody split arses
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# could be worse she could be flicking off..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
# "Won't be a minute, Paul.
Just rubbing a few out to B3ta."

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:02, archived)
# who doesn't knock on off to b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Indeed.
www.b3ta.com/board/10316391
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Heh heh!
One of his mates was on the news last night suggesting it's a fit up by News International/Sky/Murdoch.

Gray is sueing the News of the World for allegedly tapping his phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)