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# Bit of Toapiary for Elevenses
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:10, archived)
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(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
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(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:16, archived)
# not enough people carve there hedges into Toaps
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)
# mmm
Toapiary
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# I had a banana for elevenses

(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I have home-made apple muffins
:D
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I have neuralgia & ibuprofen
Also, not liking 'Twenty-leven' or 'Two-thousand-and-eleven' Sian & I decided that we're calling 2011 elevenses.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I'll tell you what I'm loving at the moment
Celebrities slagging each other off on twitter, and getting into trouble.

Makes my day, it does.

Nice toap, mate!

(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:15, archived)
# hehe
I love the way Murdoch's sacked him for mysogyny. Coming from the creator of Page 3, that seems a bit rich.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:16, archived)
# But just think what it would have become
if Maxwell had been successful in buying The Sun in the late 60's...

Closed down and out of print, probably
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Arf!
her my were are
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:18, archived)
# 1.7 million
how the fuck does someone get paid 1.7 million to narrate a football game and remember a few facts? Jesus most blokes down the pub can do his job when they're pissed.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# What about the birds down the pub, eh? eh?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)
# They should be behind the bar serving us blokes drinks.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:32, archived)
# WOMEN? IN PUBS?
Whatever next?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# IN THE PUB
WHY ARE THEY NOT IN THE KITCHEN
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# My local pub has converted the bar area into a kitchen.
You know, so they feel right at home.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:41, archived)
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I'm genuinely worried for my health if the wife flicks on and looks at this
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Well, my conscious is clear.
I know I don't mean anything by those words.

Bloody split arses
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# could be worse she could be flicking off..
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
# "Won't be a minute, Paul.
Just rubbing a few out to B3ta."

:)
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:02, archived)
# who doesn't knock on off to b3ta?
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Heh heh!
One of his mates was on the news last night suggesting it's a fit up by News International/Sky/Murdoch.

Gray is sueing the News of the World for allegedly tapping his phone.
(, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)