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# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Mother! Father!
*peers at Ninj*

And just where did you get that photograph from?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Yarwood or the oldies?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)
# My Parents, damn you, sir!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahaha...
I had an annoying Market Researcher come up to me today.
She asked "What grooming products do you use?"

"Haribo and Glee The Musical CDs generally."

Soon shut her up...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# B'dum Tisch!!!
nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
# You're a bad, bad man
but their own fault for allowing the media to use the same term.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I doff my cap to you
Most of us (I believe) only think of witty replies 5 minutes later.

Mind you, I reckon most of us here would hear the word "grooming" and immediately think of one thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Facebook keeps putting an advert on the side for Grooming software
They know
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:04, archived)
# *Nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# you got that text as well then eh?
it seems to have been doing the rounds via email as well the last few weeks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:54, archived)
# arf..........................his Harold Wilson used to crack me up
I think Rory Bremner's one of the top impressionists today
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:27, archived)
# ^ this
with a side order of John Culshaw
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:40, archived)
# bremner's weird in that
he started off just doing funny voices 'n' shit, and then went all sharp and political and, well, better. i blame bird & fortune. in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
# i hear his frank spencer is second to none
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)
# impressionist impressionists
Someone should be an impressionist impersonator. There normal voices impersonated such as Yarwood, Cool,Davro & Gee!
(raghard, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:40, archived)
# The best impression Dustin gee used to do
was Robert Mitchum. But only the face, not the voice
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:01, archived)
# My favourite
is Phil Cool ( Who? ) he used to be on TV a lot but now he performs live on stage.Not only did he sound like the person he was mimicking but he could look uncannily like the person too, his face seems to be made of rubber. His Rolf Harris is THE best ever, trust me!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyR27rcxi3w

Of the newer ones, Peter Serafinowicz is totally brilliant
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDx7IZFA6lQ
(Mackeson_drinker, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# all aboard the story train!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)