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[challenge entry] persecution? you goth nothing on me
bollocks to the cute kitten

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(dapigg17 even if you shouldn't, you know you probably will!, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:27, archived)
# *pulls up chair*
*watches*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Are you waiting for it to load, too?
*erects deckchair, pulls out pork pie, newspaper and pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Your posts are fucking vast mate
lob in some optimisation, there's a good chap
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:35, archived)
# hows it now?
(dapigg17 even if you shouldn't, you know you probably will!, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:46, archived)
#
You need to resize it to 400 wide and a file size of less than 100kB
then rehost it to "pigsby.com"
Trying to resize it in HTML codes is no good
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Strangely that's what my ex said to me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Huge Trouser Member Length ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:06, archived)
#
"You don't have permission to access /blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jesus-goth.jpg on this server."

Try using b3ta's own image uploader. That said, if your image is as big as people are saying your last one was, then it might take about 2 months to upload due to it's incredible speed.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Why does it have to be stupidly huge file night
the night when my internet fails and I have to pay huge ammounts through the 3 network?



It's smaller now but please read the faq.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:36, archived)
# 3 are utter wank for unexpected bandwidth costs.
It was a great day when I got proper broadband and could flush my 3 dongle down the toilet where it belonged.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)
# No
I'm having to use pay as you go as my ADSL is fukt. Best reception for work round here.
But tonight on B3ta, Matthew, I'm going to be eating up my quota.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:47, archived)
# LOL
I've had to survive at times on 3g dongle and the cost over limit is outrageous. Wish some muppets would think and realise that they may live in an area with great connections but a lot of people like me still live in the boonies. ADSL when you can get it is random and sometimes it's having to whip out the dongle to get anything. In both cases smaller files sizes is better plus it just makes sense regardless. Hate twats at work who send around bloated attachments etc. OK I'll shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Well I got stranded in the wildes after my plane crashed and I had to use a whatsit and doodat to cut off my
dongles with no medication at all!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Horrid
But how did you Tweet about your situation. You poor chap?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)
# by wringing the neck of a baby golden eagle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:31, archived)
# As you do
Silly question so obvious really. Apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)
# BIGGER THAN JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Nothing is bigger than Jesus.
Everything is bigger than Jesus.
Jesus's car is probably bigger than Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:41, archived)
# well on the 25th that'd be Joseph:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# I am setting you on ignore for this shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)
# I can understand that
but if he does get the size right then the images themselves are ok, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)
# I love Tuesdays, best of all the noobie days!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)
# have shrank it down (my bad)
though sort yourselves some proper broadband...
(dapigg17 even if you shouldn't, you know you probably will!, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Sort yourself some proper manners, pal.
Before you start pretending to apologise and then blaming everybody else's wiring.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)
# #and then you go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like#
# sort yourselves some proper broadbaaaaaaaaand #
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# You're doing it wrong again



Ask for help before everyone ignores you
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:46, archived)
# It's Gothpel!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)