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# Jokes are better than technique.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:11, archived)
# I'm RIS like a mofo on d'low
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Oh well, have this instead:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)
# has this been shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:20, archived)
# No, it is made of jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:22, archived)
# pink or yellow jelly
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Cream
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# YOU FUCKING PONCY CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:27, archived)
# I make it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Man cream
Saltiest of all the creams
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Gollum
in a wig?
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)
# single mothers wear ugg boots HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)
# It is quite astonishing
how many people on low incomes can afford to fork out over a £100 for a pair of jumped up slippers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:26, archived)
# ^^ this so hard
Also, THEY'RE SLIPPERS FFS! Why do women think they're appropriate for outdoor wear anyway? If you walk behind someone who has them on, 9 times out of 10 the soles are pointing outwards and half of their feet are pushed out of the side and in contact with the ground. Usually wet ground. In slippers that shouldnt get wet. With fucked soles. That cost £160.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:29, archived)
# ^^This even harder
They don't even lift their feet off the ground but just shuffle along in them. Aaaaaarrrggghhhh
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:37, archived)
# I would suggest that, as a rule of thumb,
the lower your income, the more likely you are to waste it on nail bars and branded clothing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:30, archived)
# ^this
with added fake tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:30, archived)
# ^ I like how you're all acting like Daily Mail readers :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Repoasting cunt!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:33, archived)
# I'm not 100% sure what an Ugg boot is
but I'm outraged at all these cancer spreading forrins wearing them
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# coming over here and warming our wimmins toes!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:40, archived)
# got to say Hepatitis never look so good in a pair of boots
www.ugg-discount-market.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/pamela-anderson-baywatch-ugg-boots.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:43, archived)
# she was sexier as Lisa on Tool time :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:49, archived)
# I read i actually ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:34, archived)
# If it's not Barbour I won't give it a second glance. *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I only know of one barbar


and I make my own clothes thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:40, archived)
# YOU DON'T KNOW OF THE BLACK SHEEP?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Whilst I abhor everything that shitrag stands for
I do have a niece who got up the stick by some violent thug who's now in jail, and now has a nicer flat than me, a car and no job

So I'm confused

*shakes fist*
*writes a poem*
*goes for a fag*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 12:03, archived)