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# I have always found there is no need to lie
when you have Rohypnol
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Hi, I hear you've been pretending to be me.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)
# ^ lily Allen
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)
# /o_o\
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Don't look at me
I only got back from derby 45 minutes ago
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# you should stop giving out those masks
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Lily Allen has 3 nipples so I read on the interwebs
a bit like this
thefilmreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/4.jpg
NSFW Due to 3 bewbs
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# with sexy results ^_^
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# With expensive results.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# that's called prostitution
and is illegal, you will be hearing from my solicitor
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Stop soliciting people.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:25, archived)
# me love you long time
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:25, archived)
# You smoke cigarette in your pussy?
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)
# 2 Dollar sucky sucky
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# I think you mean dorrah
Mee so hooorny
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)
# I'm still sueing you
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Bring Sue and the other lily
I'll bring the condoms ^_^
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)
# And I'll bring the pussy cigarettes and ping pong balls.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:39, archived)
# And we have a spanish themed party

Quick, dirty and with covered nips
^ Lily Allen
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# YE GODS!
This is one weird coincidence!
There was a old woman called Lillian where I grew up (moss side, manchester, the 80's - late 90's) who had an unfeasible wide cleavage which she covered up by wearing tight sweaters which just amplified the effect even further and made it look like she had 3 tits. Her nickname amongst the locals was "Three Tit Lil'!"
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Don't I still owe you a picture?
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Really? In that case make a Valentine's card for my girlfriend, I haven't got round to it yet.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:58, archived)
# I offered to draw you anything, and you spent like two weeks angsting about it.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:01, archived)
# I have been extremely busy of late. I'm particularly stressed after starting a 6 month paediatric job last week. Starting on nights.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:03, archived)
# and you will be hearing from mine!
Please leave me alone, I enjoy a laugh but you lot are really picking on me.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)
# ^^ Lily Allen ???
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
# You started it
You with your silly songs.
Except that fear song. That was ace.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I think you will find this one is more apt
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)
# That is a great video.. I have not seen that before
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Just more girly drivel
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Hi, you and the other Lily Allen are cordially invited to a threesome at mine.
If you know any other Lily allens you are welcome to bring them along too.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I'M lily
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# From your profile info it would appear that you are a cat.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# i'm lily and so's my wife!
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Hi lily can I have your dad's autograph please?
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Pfft This
and ask him why the fuck he did that robin hood shite
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Please don't start on daddy...
I suppose you think his best work was 'The Bullshitters'
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# That film was funny...
although I prefered him when he used to do that 'Think of a Number' program on kids tv.
(, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)