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# Improper Grammar


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(dredgeups, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:10, archived)
# ^ Facts, on b3ta?
Careful now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:12, archived)
# I have always found there is no need to lie
when you have Rohypnol
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Hi, I hear you've been pretending to be me.
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)
# ^ lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)
# /o_o\
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Don't look at me
I only got back from derby 45 minutes ago
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# you should stop giving out those masks
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Lily Allen has 3 nipples so I read on the interwebs
a bit like this
thefilmreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/4.jpg
NSFW Due to 3 bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# with sexy results ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# With expensive results.
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# that's called prostitution
and is illegal, you will be hearing from my solicitor
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Stop soliciting people.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:25, archived)
# me love you long time
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:25, archived)
# You smoke cigarette in your pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)
# 2 Dollar sucky sucky
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# I think you mean dorrah
Mee so hooorny
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)
# I'm still sueing you
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Bring Sue and the other lily
I'll bring the condoms ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)
# And I'll bring the pussy cigarettes and ping pong balls.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:39, archived)
# And we have a spanish themed party

Quick, dirty and with covered nips
^ Lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# YE GODS!
This is one weird coincidence!
There was a old woman called Lillian where I grew up (moss side, manchester, the 80's - late 90's) who had an unfeasible wide cleavage which she covered up by wearing tight sweaters which just amplified the effect even further and made it look like she had 3 tits. Her nickname amongst the locals was "Three Tit Lil'!"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Don't I still owe you a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Really? In that case make a Valentine's card for my girlfriend, I haven't got round to it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:58, archived)
# I offered to draw you anything, and you spent like two weeks angsting about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:01, archived)
# I have been extremely busy of late. I'm particularly stressed after starting a 6 month paediatric job last week. Starting on nights.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:03, archived)
# and you will be hearing from mine!
Please leave me alone, I enjoy a laugh but you lot are really picking on me.
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)
# ^^ Lily Allen ???
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
# You started it
You with your silly songs.
Except that fear song. That was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I think you will find this one is more apt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1P4_YCFtkQ
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)
# That is a great video.. I have not seen that before
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Just more girly drivel
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Hi, you and the other Lily Allen are cordially invited to a threesome at mine.
If you know any other Lily allens you are welcome to bring them along too.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I'M lily
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# From your profile info it would appear that you are a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# i'm lily and so's my wife!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Hi lily can I have your dad's autograph please?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Pfft This
and ask him why the fuck he did that robin hood shite
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Please don't start on daddy...
I suppose you think his best work was 'The Bullshitters'
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# That film was funny...
although I prefered him when he used to do that 'Think of a Number' program on kids tv.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)
# that kids a fucking idiot and the school system has let him down
the dad is a twat from a bad sit com
i'm on the verge of collapse from drinking surprisingly strong beer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)
# unHappyToast?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:16, archived)
# hahaha, you don't know the half of it
it's very nearly goodnight Seattle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Baby I hear the blues a-callin.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:18, archived)
# what are tall sallys?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# It's a special kind of handjob involving an oven mitten and a bowl of gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:44, archived)
# suddenly the frasier song makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)
# No I think you misheard it, it's 'tossed salad' which is a completely different kind of handjob.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)
# My missus just said that (the salad not the handjob sadly)
I always heard it as tall sallys and scrambled eggs
I'll stick with me one :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# also




mercy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Don't you quit on me, trooper!
*gives heroic speech*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:18, archived)
# I'm expecting a letter in the post saying
the government has decided to take my legs and lungs for one of their posh chums to come tomorrow.
Seriously, what exhausted and beaten down health I have is all I have right now. That and the love of a weirdly kind woman, and your manly self to keep my spirits up.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# If you wanna butt heads, quaff ale & rail at the world, I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:29, archived)
# too tired, and separated by too many miles right now
depending how the week pans out I may find myself crying on your shoulder soon though, in a manly way of course, perhaps with some heavy sex afterward.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:33, archived)
# I'm still in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)
# dammit I thought I was the man
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Not this month.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# fairs fair I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:48, archived)
# It depends on your position in your "man up" picture the other week.
Have a beer on me, i'm having a glass of red and a nice dinner cooked by the ever lovely mrs thor. Looking forward to working on some work this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# chin chin
love to the missus, ask her if she remembers that night in rome. or was that geneva, or was that you? oh no, it was a mane of curly hair, definitely you. And those fabulous legs of course.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Hahaha
It must have been me, i've got the legs for the kind of outfits you like.

And it was rome.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)
# To be fair
I'm from the US. So your school system is not at fault.
(dredgeups, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# well the US system has let him down then
it's quite basic grammar, he should be understanding that by his age.
Or is this a comment on all americans being retards, if so I find it quite shocking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# I think it's a univeral thing
I moaned about it for a long time to my friends and they disowned me.

I just wouldn't let it lay.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:26, archived)
# I would've let it lay if you'd let me let it lay
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)
# 4 pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# not quite as funny as 4 candles, but we'll run with it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:24, archived)
# I love the non-clickers.
Especially the ones that are seemingly trapped within the confines of their own posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I LIKE THIS COMMENT!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# that's very good
love the style, don't let these fucktards get you down
(RIP B3ta 2001-2012, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# fucktards?
I though this was b3ta not creative review's forum.
Are we meant to be critiquing the strength of line and visual punch?
sounds a bit pretentious and judgemental to me, maybe try having a laugh instead.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)
# In his defence, we're not Worth 1000.
And we do like badger porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)
# FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Yes. Yesss.
*eyes widen*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Badgers are dirty fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:01, archived)
# yes let's remember this post
next time you post one of your little bits of generic trite and we'll see how well you handle it shall we? just a larf
you'd pull a strop, you self absorbed cunt propped up by the fawning lackies
(RIP B3ta 2001-2012, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Man, you're grumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)
# seriously, you think we've been rude?
and you're massively wide of the mark on your assumption of me, I'm well aware of how far down the world's pecking order I am.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:54, archived)
# what's up?
strangely enough not everyone here spends much time assuming about you as you'd like to think

I thought we were having a larrrrf? :D
look a colon followed by a cap d!
(RIP B3ta 2001-2012, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# ok then
I think you may be missing the light heartedness of some of this though.

also, your edit doesn't make sense
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Ah.
Just looked at your one image post.
You're a bit of a cunt, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:09, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Don't hold back; tell us how you really feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Listen, bingle, I've just had a look at your cat picture and it wasn't very nice. Now you just called us all fucktards. I don't like calling people cunts but if you keep this up I may have to make an exception.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Actually that last bit was a complete lie, I absolutely love calling people cunts.
CUNTY CUNTY CUNT CUNT CUNTING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:48, archived)
# b3ta has calmed down a lot on the cunt front
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:53, archived)