that kids a fucking idiot and the school system has let him down
the dad is a twat from a bad sit com
i'm on the verge of collapse from drinking surprisingly strong beer
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Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:15,
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i'm on the verge of collapse from drinking surprisingly strong beer
hahaha, you don't know the half of it
it's very nearly goodnight Seattle
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Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:17,
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It's a special kind of handjob involving an oven mitten and a bowl of gravy.
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Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:44,
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No I think you misheard it, it's 'tossed salad' which is a completely different kind of handjob.
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Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:52,
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My missus just said that (the salad not the handjob sadly)
I always heard it as tall sallys and scrambled eggs
I'll stick with me one :D
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Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:55,
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I'll stick with me one :D
I'm expecting a letter in the post saying
the government has decided to take my legs and lungs for one of their posh chums to come tomorrow.
Seriously, what exhausted and beaten down health I have is all I have right now. That and the love of a weirdly kind woman, and your manly self to keep my spirits up.
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Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:22,
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Seriously, what exhausted and beaten down health I have is all I have right now. That and the love of a weirdly kind woman, and your manly self to keep my spirits up.
If you wanna butt heads, quaff ale & rail at the world, I'm in.
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Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:29,
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too tired, and separated by too many miles right now
depending how the week pans out I may find myself crying on your shoulder soon though, in a manly way of course, perhaps with some heavy sex afterward.
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Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:33,
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It depends on your position in your "man up" picture the other week.
Have a beer on me, i'm having a glass of red and a nice dinner cooked by the ever lovely mrs thor. Looking forward to working on some work this evening.
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Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:00,
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chin chin
love to the missus, ask her if she remembers that night in rome. or was that geneva, or was that you? oh no, it was a mane of curly hair, definitely you. And those fabulous legs of course.
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Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:02,
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Hahaha
It must have been me, i've got the legs for the kind of outfits you like.
And it was rome.
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Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:25,
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And it was rome.
To be fair
I'm from the US. So your school system is not at fault.
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Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:22,
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well the US system has let him down then
it's quite basic grammar, he should be understanding that by his age.
Or is this a comment on all americans being retards, if so I find it quite shocking
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Tue 8 Feb 2011, 19:23,
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Or is this a comment on all americans being retards, if so I find it quite shocking