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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:39, archived)
# What font matching algorithm did you use
Illegible text/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Shit
First time it was 80-odd K. It says *may also be stabby.

It's not important.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)
# See, I read it in a pirate voice as 'They also be stabby'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrr - gh.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Mrs T!
How's the babby coming along? That is you isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:50, archived)
# 4 months along, roughly the size of a pear
Heard the heartbeat today for the first time :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:57, archived)
# aw cool!
Is this number 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:59, archived)
# What a terrible name.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Griffy always gets front and back mixed up
Someone draw him a diagram.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:02, archived)
# haha
I did line that up - honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:06, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:09, archived)
# It is/will be
Still working on names. Other than 'Number 2', 'Dr Evil' and 'Dave'.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:08, archived)
# DAVE, DAVE, DAVE, DAVE, DAVE, !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Yay!
How much would you want for the finished product? (My other half is broody)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:01, archived)
# It'd be cheaper (and a LOT more fun) to make your own ;)
Well, you know, fun for the first twenty seconds or so, then the next 12 weeks suck, then it gets fun for a few months, then it starts getting less and less fun until you get the baby. Getting the baby out is the LEAST FUN THING EVER. Then the sleepless nights (another four months minimum), revolting nappies (years), tantrums (years), arguments (decades)...

/Mrs Trellis' patented anti-broodiness speech. May or may not actually work (I have got another one on the way after all....)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Pfft.
I read 'They slag be standby' which makes very little sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)
# a standby slag for when your regular slag is unavailable
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Brilliant!
Sounds very British to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Ha.
Kilroy Silk used to hang round my town loads. What a smug git he was.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:59, archived)
# phwoar
nice bit of nipple
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:02, archived)
# You couldn't be sandwiched between two more apt posts
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:28, archived)
# ^
if the best b3ta can manage is immigrationlols, I think I'm going to tire of it very quickly this week
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)