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# Happy St Pirans day to all our in-bred Cornish friends!

Pasty Hair Style:.Check
In-Bred:................Check
Perl Necklace:.....I'd give her one!



* Pasty girl is watching you wank
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:26, archived)
# yes, total milf
dog walk time, ning
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)
#
done that, shopping next..

How much beer should I buy today and does anyone want anything while i'm out?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Buy everything the shop has.
I need some dental floss and a bag of lime please.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Yes This :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10354189
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# YOUR ALL GROCKLES!
GROCKLES GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)
# The only industry left other than pasties and clotted cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:38, archived)
# It's such a shame about Cornwall.
Such beauty, marred by either arsehole locals desperate to be different (the laughable CLA, anyone?), or tosspot 30-something creative meeja types that simply fell in love with it the moment they saw it, pricing out the former.

Still - there's nothing like lying on top of the cliffs near Padstow, smoking a spliff on a summer's afternoon, listening to the sea and the call of the gulls below.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:44, archived)
# My latest tattoo artist worked in Penzance for a while.
Said he couldn't wait to leave as the locals were all either abrupt, weird or a combination of the two.
And that they just couldn't understand why anyone would want to leave Cornwall to visit other places.
I myself have never had any problems whilst I have been there other than forgetting where I was staying once whilst shit faced and having to sleep in a hedge.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Yes I know that feeling.
It's something to do with the cider down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# I'm on my way
get the skins ready......hope it's quality hash :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:24, archived)
# ^this but quality skunk :D

(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Green-fingered Bee-eater
Merops cannabina.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:48, archived)
# *googles*
Lies! It's a Double Rainbow Bee-eater, all the way! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:56, archived)
# send me some:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:21, archived)
# I was thinking the same thing
I suppose I can wait till I get back home though :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Patron saint of...tin miners?
I'll look out for a patron saint of meat patties while preparing lunch.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:37, archived)
# why am I looking at the Prime Minister of the Ukraine?
Yulia Tymoshenko isn't Cornish or pasty faced
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)
# There's a rope to hang onto.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)