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# I just got me a new e-book
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
# It's not very professional if you can't count pubes.

Straight to the sales bin
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# I don't like this postmodern-12-pubes-per-ball technique
Very woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# After boredom, drink and a recently discovered sachet of nair.........
I'd be greatful for 2 per ball.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# it's the length that counts anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)
# that stuff stings like a bastard if you're not careful
and don't get me started on the grow-back itching >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Thats the bit i'm dreading......
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:28, archived)
# don't scratch
you'll end up with REALLY itchy dry skin and folks'll think you've got trouser crustaceans
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:32, archived)
# holy cocks
pubes are like parents: you only have so many or it gets confusing
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:14, archived)
# ffs, 3 per ball!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# regulation pube violation
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Is it tuesday today 3 per nut:D
(herman:D, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:20, archived)
# aww, what a helpful and furry little friend
*SQUEES*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:43, archived)
# if this was anthony gormley
he'd just take a mould of his own cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Been there done that.
There is something wrong with those kits though. My pee-pee is not that small
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)
# it's like condoms
they only come in 3 sizes: small, medium and liar ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)
# So...
Has the King of the Potato People quarantined you in compliance with Space Corps Directive 595?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:55, archived)
# he wants to keep me here.
keep me here for ten years.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Without Oxygen?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:59, archived)
# you had to ask...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Perhaps that would help me with my diagramming skilz?

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:39, archived)
# now THAT is SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:40, archived)
# *blushes*
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:41, archived)