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# She has the eyes of a porn star...

* It looks like they are still stinging from all the jiz
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
# cold and hollow
devoid of soul and sense of self worth.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)
# but gives a good gam
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# And will lez up for 50p
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:21, archived)
# just the way i like 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Who wouldn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Pretend lesbians.
You know - the ones with the wooly jumpers and Greenpeace badges.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I saw some of those in the park at lunch
one of them was smoking a pipe.

I was impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:30, archived)
# he he he...

^ That's my pretend lesbian laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Was this pipe pink?
And made of pork?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:39, archived)
# So they were into crack and crack?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)
# VOTE FOR GAM
The one fine man.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
# So have I
They're in a golden syrup tin under my bed.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)
# I had some golden syrup on pancakes last night
It was 7 years out of date but still delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
# I don't think
it goes out of date and will keep for ever, unless you get toast crumbs or butter in it.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:39, archived)
# I had peanut butter and jam on mine...

* I also had pancakes with suger and lemon on
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:39, archived)
# chocolate ice-cream
is fabulous. Roll the pancake around it and eat it with a knife and fork, which is peculiar.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Why do you have peculiar cutlery?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# The knives are double-ended
and the spoons are made of foam rubber.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:54, archived)
# I had two ham and cheese
then lemon and sugar
then golden syrup

Mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I forgot
and by the time I remembered I'd eaten my large cod & chips and it was too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:57, archived)