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Nothing personal you understand

Edit: I was trying to create a sweet smile, but I couldn't get it sincere enough and it just looked like derision, so I added the hand gesture.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)

She has the eyes of a porn star...

* It looks like they are still stinging from all the jiz

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)

cold and hollow

devoid of soul and sense of self worth.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)

but gives a good gam

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)

And will lez up for 50p

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:21, archived)

just the way i like 'em.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)

Who wouldn't?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)

Pretend lesbians.

You know - the ones with the wooly jumpers and Greenpeace badges.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)

I saw some of those in the park at lunch

one of them was smoking a pipe.

I was impressed.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:30, archived)

he he he...

^ That's my pretend lesbian laugh

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)

Was this pipe pink?

And made of pork?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:39, archived)

So they were into crack and crack?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)

Bargain!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)

VOTE FOR GAM

The one fine man.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)

So have I

They're in a golden syrup tin under my bed.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)

I had some golden syrup on pancakes last night

It was 7 years out of date but still delicious.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)

I don't think

it goes out of date and will keep for ever, unless you get toast crumbs or butter in it.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:39, archived)

I had peanut butter and jam on mine...

* I also had pancakes with suger and lemon on

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:39, archived)

chocolate ice-cream

is fabulous. Roll the pancake around it and eat it with a knife and fork, which is peculiar.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)

Why do you have peculiar cutlery?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)

The knives are double-ended

and the spoons are made of foam rubber.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:54, archived)

I had two ham and cheese

then lemon and sugar
then golden syrup

Mmmmmm

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)

I forgot

and by the time I remembered I'd eaten my large cod & chips and it was too late!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:57, archived)

A hand that can slice bread.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:12, archived)

what's she doing out of the kitchen?....that's what I wanna know

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:13, archived)

muhahaha

who wouldn't!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:45, archived)

she looks fiesty

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:21, archived)

I'm sorry, but I have to ask.

Is this for a game?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:25, archived)

by game

do you mean 'wank fodder'?

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:27, archived)

Surely not

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)

ö¿ö
^` O

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:40, archived)

I'm hoping

that's Nutella

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)

Hahahaha

While having pancakes last night, my missus and my housemate's missus were sharing the Nutella. Unable to get 2G1C out of my mind, I was crying with laughter.

I probably need help.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:55, archived)

~~help~~ to film it

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:03, archived)

the shadows on her finger and her face are wrong. if the light is coming from the rear-right, she wouldn't cast a finger shadow on her face

/end pedant

unless it's not a shadow, but a dirty sanchez from one of her johns

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)

It is always about cocks.

She two seconds now from taking a milky bath.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:33, archived)

There was more than one light

that shadow comes from a spotlight to her left plus a distant light along the same line.
From her point of view, there are lights at 3, 4 and 11 o'clock positions. Plus an elevated one at the 10 o'clock position plus one directly overhead.
I was trying to go for a sunset lighting effect but the light in the distance beyond the trees spoils the effect.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)

Is this Griffy Savalas's Stepdaughter?

It looks like it could be?

DE-RIS

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)

Hahahaha

fucking hell

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:39, archived)

Jesus speedway-racing Christ

That sounds nasty. I was also expecting a picture of her for some reason.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:42, archived)

O_O

nah - she's not mopey-looking enough

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)

>.<

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)

I made that expression a few times last night

in amongst the gales of laughter

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:54, archived)

I thought it was

an arse. An ASCII arse.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:55, archived)

(_._) is an ascii arse >.< is a wince and (.)(.) are ascii norks, c========8 is a cock

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:58, archived)

Nah

that's a busty woman in a low top trying to hide a coin.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:00, archived)

( . )Y( . )

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:04, archived)

Granny tits

⎝⏝⎠⎝⏝⎠

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:05, archived)

Ha ha ha... What?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:09, archived)

Well, I liked it :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:11, archived)

).(

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:59, archived)

(_x_)

(≡☼≡)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:00, archived)

and it's extendable by adding spaces...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)

what are you doing to that sheep?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:25, archived)

Hahaha

Excellent!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:49, archived)

PULL MY FINGER

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)

nice. have one back :D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:02, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)

yes it is

it's lovely.

That told you!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:09, archived)

Has there ever been an image challenge where every entry has to be made of text?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:10, archived)

I know not the answer to this

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)

Good Lord!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)

Top one = very nice.

Next one down = made me feel quite sick.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)

Most Tuesdays!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)