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# Anyone else struggling to understand their questionnaire?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
# They have a guide to help you fill the form in
you can find a copy here
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Noncensusical!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I've not got mine yet...
Is it true it's 31 pages long?

31 Pages!?!?!? ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:30, archived)
# It is indeed 31 pages long!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Oh, flaming hell...
I suppose I'll have to put 'Jedi' or 'Satanist' for the religion question, just to get some sense of 'sticking it to the man' out of the whole damn thing.

*grumble grumble....*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
# "Cock Worshipper" might be a good one to write
Er, not directed at you, I hasten to add ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:39, archived)
# *gets on knees*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:42, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Ooh, now you're talking
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Well, that might be a bit tricky...
pretty much a single entendre, there :)
Right - Ich gehe ins Kino for Saturday afternoon SciFi time, Byeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I'd certainly like to see you try :D
Happy SciFi!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I can't find the link now, but, don't
The best way to 'stick it to the man' is to tick No Religion if you're not religious
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Yep, I recall that (rather well-thought out) page as well.
Duly noted.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:44, archived)
#
Surname: Graffin
Forenames: Gregory Walter
Religion: Bad
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I went Satanist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:05, archived)
# I like how they
wait until question 19 to ask that. Shouldn't it be question 1? Might save some time.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Alternatively...

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Well observed!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:40, archived)
# I worked for the cencus project back in 2001...
OCR was quite good, but it could only recognise words it was expecting, so i spent three months typing in "jedi" because the systems wouldnt recognise the word.
First 4 weeks was great we just ignored it when it was flagged up, then some git decided to pay for the information on how many Jedi's there where, considering it was for gathering information it was very "relaxed" in it's data collection...
I had to sign the offical secrets act to work there, so i'm probably going to jail now for talking about it.... Was strange to see FORMS guarded by MI5 agents with machine guns though...

/reminicent waffle off
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:33, archived)
# I am using my alter ego to fill mine in.
Helmut Von Bellchowder III, an Austrian aristocrat from the 17th century.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# nahhh your not jail
if you was at the one in widnes, you probably know a few people that binned or stole the funny forms that computer couldnt ocr.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I'd have been tempted to enter "cnut", or "cock", in place of "jedi".
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 16:05, archived)
# How well can you speak English? "Not at all"
How can they understand the question to be able to give that answer?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
# The census is printed in a number of different languages
But always asks how well you can speak English.

2011.census.gov.uk/Partners/Community-support/translation-booklets
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:45, archived)
# You could be mute
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 12 Mar 2011, 19:18, archived)
# *implodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)