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# apparently people here aren't capable of thinking or using their MINDS or opening up to new ideas or even just being NICE to each other
so i DARE you to view my recent art college project with sensible EYES.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:04, archived)
# I demand a tactile version for the blind.
Except that Adolf has to be made from fuzzy felt.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:06, archived)
# hold up the pcp is kicking in
i reckon i can do it hold up i just need some felt
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:08, archived)
# Dood, whose our baby sitter?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:13, archived)
# Christ,
that's like a Blue Peter model of something from 'The Invisibles' or a nightmare sewer vision from HP Lovecraft.
Phew, so normal service is resumed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:22, archived)
# I like how you can see Lincoln one moment.
And miss him the next.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:53, archived)
# The dood looks more like Claude Monet, Charles Darwin or Edward Lear to me,
if we're gazing unfocusedly at the same bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:58, archived)
# I see him!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:12, archived)
# Aerial view of a rock garden
with a couple of ponds in it.

Actually it looks bigger scale than that, perhaps it's a granite quarry.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:29, archived)
# I've noticed your recent art has taken a more triangular approach. Masterful stuff. Turns heads.
Any stories?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:42, archived)
# There are three sides to every triangular story :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:21, archived)
# Six
You have to look either side of the lines
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:23, archived)
# Mother Teresa has the eyes of a hardened monster.
Somehow I find it most soothing.

Also, it seems to go well with this-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC_yUdAhcWs
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:12, archived)
# I liked this one so much I saved it and spammed it elsewhere.
At least once.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:27, archived)
# How do you do that? Do you just know? Dogs!

Your work is just so inspiring. Wonderful. Haunting and for me, nagging, for it shakes the slumbering oaf that I call my artist half.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:50, archived)
# Whoa
that's cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:55, archived)
# It's your art, sir.
I just tweaked it a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:01, archived)
# Haha
seriously? I didn't recognize it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:11, archived)
# What she said
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:06, archived)
# Post the original!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Apr 2011, 7:35, archived)
# You are a drunken Englishman, Sir Sand Goblin.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:12, archived)
# that sounds quite unlikely,
unless the millenium stadium i can see out my window is lying to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:14, archived)
# Ble galla i brynu PCP yng Nghaerdydd?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:27, archived)
# cardiff, not fucking gogland you dick
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:30, archived)
# I know.
And I know you're touchy and don't like even a gentle tease.
But I gently teased you anyway, bach.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:34, archived)
# fucking hell is there no escape from this here?
this place used to be a friendly forum.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:37, archived)
# Oh, and you're getting such a savage kicking.
Nobody's attacking you, but you are being a bit yampy. Hair-triggered.
Christ, most of us haven't ingested amphetamine-derived substances, y'know?
Breathe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:43, archived)
# jesus, sorry for expecting this place to be alright like it used to,
i guess i should be the one feeling guilty, for trying to be nice for once.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:54, archived)
#
*sighs*

Look, just put the gun down and back away.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:01, archived)
# this pcp is shit imma do whatever the fuck is in this bong
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:03, archived)
# i say bong, it is more a little pipe my mate was doing crack out of
but you know, it looks cleanish
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:04, archived)
# LOLs
Especially as he appears to be Irish.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 4:32, archived)
# haha this is actually pretty good.
Tremendous use of light.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 5:35, archived)
# Wait a minute. Was Lincoln there the whole time?
My brain totally ignored Lincoln.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 6:16, archived)
# My thoughts on Mother Theresa are
well documented.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 10:27, archived)