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# I'm happy to watch it.
Confirmed royalist.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)
# oooh, interesting
why should I give a monkeys, I really don't see what connection it has with me.
I've no interest in anyone getting married that isn't me really, don't see how its my business.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Their progeny will become your descendents future constitutional monarch.
Maybe in time since they've grown to televise these familial celebrations they'll let us watch the conception possibly to see that it's done right.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# ....?
I've no interest in anyone getting married that isn't me really

Not even friends or family?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# nope
I find the idea of marriage quite ridiculous.
Me and the missus only did it to save her the minor irritation of explaining no she wasn't Mrs HappyToast when people phoned, now she can say she is. Plus it was a good excuse for me to dress like a gorilla.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Didn't change a thing and I'd be quite happy to have not done it
It's utter bollocks that is either horribly tainted with religion or conforming to guidelines. You don't need public approval to love someone or a piece of paper signed in triplicate. And we sure as fuck don't need the event to be televised so the nation can cheer us on.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Pfffft ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# And ^that^
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)
# true
but it does make the legal side of things in accidents, wills, etc. much, much easier
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)
# yes, that's the other reason we did it, paperwork
Hold the front page, call in all the relatives, organize a street party, our tax return will be simpler! Cupid you old rascal.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Yeah
You don't have to go the whole religious expense-fest of it but the missus generally likes that side :)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# my missus felt the same way as me
it kind of helps to have similar views as the person you're marrying
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I get remarried is January for 10 years of marrage
I want it televised and you fuckers better all cheer
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I'll cheer
but cry inside because it'll mean I can't marry you

;)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# unless we become morman and you can be one of my wives
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# true
but you will be subject to multiple mothers in law too
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)
# I don't mind my current in laws
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Scottish playwright Ian Hay said it best
"Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention."
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Fair enough.
Although I'm a happy monarchist, I don't begrudge others not wanting them. I do get cheesed off with some of the arguments that rely on bollocks (that they cost the country money, etc) when it's perfectly fair to disagree with them on idealogical grounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I think what they "cost" is offset by the amount of money they bring in
that and the fact that the queen is the head of the armed forces so we shut the fuck up or she goes Gaddafi
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# And the money from their estate goes to government and is more than the civil list.
I can just imagine that, though.
"I say Philip, order the general to shoot those poor people over there. They're spoiling the view."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# and Philips response would be
"do we start with the fattys or the darkies"
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Alternatively, for those of us over here.
If you want to get blindingly drunk in fifteen minutes, play Australian advert shots. Every time an advert says 'Australian', have a shot. You'll be fucked in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)