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are we doing anything?

All the shops seems to be selling some tat called the royal wedding,
anyone got any suggestions for what we could do that day to try and drown out the noise?
b3ta.com/calendar/event/23487
Post either here or on the calendar link, or shut up and stop going on about it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:08, archived)

I'm happy to watch it.

Confirmed royalist.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)

oooh, interesting

why should I give a monkeys, I really don't see what connection it has with me.
I've no interest in anyone getting married that isn't me really, don't see how its my business.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)

Their progeny will become your descendents future constitutional monarch.

Maybe in time since they've grown to televise these familial celebrations they'll let us watch the conception possibly to see that it's done right.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)

....?

I've no interest in anyone getting married that isn't me really

Not even friends or family?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)

nope

I find the idea of marriage quite ridiculous.
Me and the missus only did it to save her the minor irritation of explaining no she wasn't Mrs HappyToast when people phoned, now she can say she is. Plus it was a good excuse for me to dress like a gorilla.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)

Didn't change a thing and I'd be quite happy to have not done it

It's utter bollocks that is either horribly tainted with religion or conforming to guidelines. You don't need public approval to love someone or a piece of paper signed in triplicate. And we sure as fuck don't need the event to be televised so the nation can cheer us on.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)

Pfffft ^this.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)

And ^that^

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)

true

but it does make the legal side of things in accidents, wills, etc. much, much easier

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)

yes, that's the other reason we did it, paperwork

Hold the front page, call in all the relatives, organize a street party, our tax return will be simpler! Cupid you old rascal.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)

Yeah

You don't have to go the whole religious expense-fest of it but the missus generally likes that side :)

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)

my missus felt the same way as me

it kind of helps to have similar views as the person you're marrying

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)

I get remarried is January for 10 years of marrage

I want it televised and you fuckers better all cheer

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)

I'll cheer

but cry inside because it'll mean I can't marry you

;)

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)

unless we become morman and you can be one of my wives

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)

true

but you will be subject to multiple mothers in law too

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)

I don't mind my current in laws

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)

Scottish playwright Ian Hay said it best

"Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention."

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)

Fair enough.

Although I'm a happy monarchist, I don't begrudge others not wanting them. I do get cheesed off with some of the arguments that rely on bollocks (that they cost the country money, etc) when it's perfectly fair to disagree with them on idealogical grounds.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)

I think what they "cost" is offset by the amount of money they bring in

that and the fact that the queen is the head of the armed forces so we shut the fuck up or she goes Gaddafi

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)

And the money from their estate goes to government and is more than the civil list.

I can just imagine that, though.
"I say Philip, order the general to shoot those poor people over there. They're spoiling the view."

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)

and Philips response would be

"do we start with the fattys or the darkies"

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)

Alternatively, for those of us over here.

If you want to get blindingly drunk in fifteen minutes, play Australian advert shots. Every time an advert says 'Australian', have a shot. You'll be fucked in no time.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)

As it's not a 100% official bank holiday I will be working

6:00 get out of bed
6:10 shower and wank
6:40 go to work
7:20 arrive at work
7:30 Start work after a quick smoke
7:30 - 4:00 piss about on facebook and b3ta
4:00 finish work
4:45 get home and go for a poo and a quick wank
5:20 finish poo and go for food and spend time with the kids
7:00 take the kids to bed then watch the one show
^
Nothing of interest
v

11:30 go to bed

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)

Yay, plenty of b3ta time

you can be chief usher then

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)

5:20

wash your hands first, you filthy bastard

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)

I wasn't going to go down to a second by second account of my day

the tedium would highlight how sad my life is

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)

Only the two wanks?

Amateur!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)

it was 4 a day

but I just don't have the energy anymore

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)

You need to fit in a 20 minute power nap.

That way, you will have the energy for at least one more wank.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)

I could find time in between the one show and eastenders at 8

then wank at bedtime

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)

I'm going to a BBQ

but only to eat and drink, I shan't be going near the TV.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)

As it's my birthday on the big day

I'll be going boating and pretending to be a pirate

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)

I must say

All the trendy outrage against it is driving me further and further towards wanting to celebrate it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)

I apologise, I had no idea I was trendy, just fed up with the landfill in every shop

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)

Everything's landfill.

Getting upset about some of it is like getting upset about the insects one crushes to death with every step one takes. No point at all. Let it go, chill out, have some fun - it's a beautiful day.

And besides, don't apologise for being trendy - it's awful to be seen out in last season's wardrobe!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)

Now, everyone apart from mental deficients hates the tat.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)

Dorothy Perkins have royal wedding deely boppers

Genius!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)

I wouldn't say its trendy outrage

it's just most people have got more pressing problems than watching two rich people get married

Like, what time do the pubs open that day

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)

Precisely. It's win-win.

I don't know why people feel they should still be moaning.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)

Scottish types are a bit pissed off.

It's not an official holiday there.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)

I wonder if the Germans are getting a day off

after all it's their family too

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)

Hahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)

But I thought they WANT to be independent?

FFS they should make up their blummin mind.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)

i shall be letting the little one watch it

while i relax in the gasrden with a beer.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)

I think it'll make some happy for a few hours, a lot of business some much needed money and a lot of us a day off work

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)

which will counter any benefit the businesses earnt

Someone on here said the estimated cost in extra time off work and security was 5 Billion to the economy. I can't remember who said it though to ask if it was a drunken guestimates or base on facts.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)

I will opt for shutting up :)

good scary effect there!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)