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[challenge entry] <insert witty insult about Nick Griffin here>


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(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:49, archived)
# But AV would make it less likely that the BNP would get elected.
Because there's no way they'd get a majority of electoral support. They are some people's first choice but no-one else's second choice. That's why the BNP are supporting the 'No' campaign.

That and because they're a bunch of brainless fucks.
(Meagrom, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:51, archived)
# yeh but they thrive on number twos
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:52, archived)
# but...but, they're usually brown
(mousemonkey, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:56, archived)
# not if you eat lots of calcium
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:57, archived)
# why do you never see white dog poo anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)
# It was acceptable in the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:01, archived)
# bloody politically correct brown poo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:02, archived)
# People don't give their dogs bones anymore
mostly the cowhide chews shaped like bones
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Pedigree de merged from Tip Ex
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Brainless fucks everywhere would be offended by that remark
To be honest, I couldn't give enough of a fuck about them to even bother to find out which side they were on. But hey, maybe I can explain away my ignorance of their affairs by suggesting they're bluffing just to get people to vote the other way so they're not in agreement with the BNP... although that would mean that they would effectively be admitting that they're shit and no one likes them (well, hardly anyone).
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:01, archived)
# the fact that the BNP are voting no is not a valid reason to vote yes


but it is a fair old push in the yes direction
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Ha ha great shoppage Sir!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:58, archived)
# ty sir
and good night
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Then I refer you to a higher authority... ;)

(Good Penny, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Guy's a total mongoloid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:59, archived)
#
"If a candidate receives a majority of first-preference votes (more people put them as number one than all the rest combined), then they are elected."

If you have to explain to your voters what a majority is, then you're onto a loser there....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:41, archived)
# To be fair
Very few people know WTF "plurality" means, so use "majority" to mean "more than anyone else". Hence why someone had to invent the entirely pointless term "overall majority".

Putting it like that also avoids talking about the 50% "line", which people keep referencing to make it sound simpler, but is actually really confusing when you ask "50% of what?"



Shit, does this mean I'm defending not only the BNP, but the No2AV campaign? Erm... YEAH, TOSSERS!
(Sorbus sapiens is pretending to know what he's doing, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)