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# Rejoice, bezants!

Ripped off from inspired by b3ta.com/board/10397048 :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Needs more Dave Edmonds
You'll all be to young for that to make sense..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)
# 'fraid so :|
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:21, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:23, archived)
# I'm contemplating baking some jam tarts with pastry goatse hands
do you think they will be well received?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:09, archived)
# i'd eat one
but only one, mind. i'm not too keen on jam.
well, i'm off for filmy goodness.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)
# I found some on the internets.
So I made this-
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)
# UNEXPECTED GOATSE JAM TART ATTACK
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:24, archived)
# It's alive!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:37, archived)
# You could show this gif in schools to illustrate the reproduction cycle of inexpensively-produced baked comestibles.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I'd only eat one of those if I had made it myself.
Even then, my scarred cerebrum would have to hold it's corpus collosum.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
# It's absolutely appalling .
The lack of ring, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:35, archived)
# ITS THE LANGOLIERS
RUN! AND ACT BADLY!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Goatse with teeth?
I didn't think it could get any worse better.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Haha! Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Its Virginie on the ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Personally, I think that Rob should send Audi an invoice now.
The last few days have got their brand more international exposure on this site than any amount of LOLGOATSE billboards ever would have.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Oh yes.
I think the exposure on this site of that particular image will lead to a massive increase in Audi sales. The quarterly returns will be enormous ;)

Edit: Audi driver fucking LOVE goatse, man. They LOVE that shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:02, archived)
# I think it will have as much, if not more, effect than that shit poster campaign anyway :D
I see the ads as a massive failure, purely because instead of those who see the billboard stopping to read them and saying

"ooh, a Wi-Fi enabled navigation system that also lets passengers connect to the internet, a sat-nav system with Google Earth, 3D street images with real-time route planning, and real-time traffic information.

people are going "LOL IT LOOKS LIKE GOATSE LOL those wacky marketing types" and moving on.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Nobody I know who could afford a new Audi
would have the slightest clue what goatse is though. I think that intersecting area of the Venn diagram would be quite small.

Not that I think its a good advert, mind you. Its clearly shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)
# I'm not sure it's the right kind of attention though.
As I said before, I think it might be difficult to hold the steering wheel of an Audi without thinking of a gaping anus.
(To which someone replied: thinking of being)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:06, archived)
# My family motto is "Aut Pax, Aut Bellum".
Which, like this, I rather enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Mine translates as: "The Bastards Have Already Ground You Down. Sorry Son, Should've Told You Sooner".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:36, archived)
# "Not the quill, but it's use".
Sooner have yours to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I'd gladly swap if I hadn't just made mine up on the spot. Actually, still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:43, archived)
# I'll call the Lord Lyon.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Isn't that Michael Barrymore's coat of arms?
;)
(Testicles just for you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)
# is kate middleton having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Don't worry, she's on a fast-track course on how not to, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:31, archived)
# bezants ha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:44, archived)