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# How do you make a cat go woof?
Pour petrol on and set fire to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# If you reduce the price of dogs at the pet shop
they go cheap
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# groan....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# If you conduct Doppler-shift experiments with ferrets
they go meeeeoooooow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# *harumphs*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# If you put a dog in an F1 car
It goes Miiiiiaowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
# If you shove dynamite up a hippo's arse and set light to it
It goes BANG!

... and covers the surrounding area in gore.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:40, archived)
# You can turn a cat into a blacksmith...
by giving it a kick in the bollocks.

Then it'll make a bolt for the door....
(I helped save b3ta! Heywood Djeblowmi is friends with Craven Moorehead, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Well, either that
or a substantial amount of training and behaviour therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Joe Scaramanga has taught one of his cats to fetch and deliver a ball.
I believe this might be a sign of the coming apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# my son's dad makes his 2 cats sit before giving them treats
A dog would never do that etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# On that note... opposable thumbs!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# a hitchhiker would never do that....
or something...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Or Jimmy Krankie.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# FANDABBYDOZY to you pal
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Here's £5
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Crikey! Thanks!
*goes and buys own bodyweight in sweets*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# you spied my inspiration
spend it on cakes then you can enter the fatty compo pfft
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
# *prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# What's got 4 legs and goes 'Woof!'?
Piper Alpha
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha
ima steal that one!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)