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# in all honesty I'm between 9 and half and 10 stone and 5'7 so I'm not a porker
in fact I'm a hot throbbing chunk of man chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# holy fuck!
i don't think i was that weight when i started secondary school :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)
# interesting
thanking you for your feed back.

I was the opposite - crappy relationship and bereavements meant I lost too much weight and have spent the last year putting it back on. Seven stone back up to 9 stone - get in!!!!

Then I scrolled down and saw the mcD post so we've just gone out and bought a wopper, chips and coke. Nom nom!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Maccy d's is open today
GET IN, guess where I'm off for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# other burger outlets are available
we went to the king of burgers, not big fan of mcDs

but ubber nom as am still eating it.
*dribbles a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# well, i don't know how you got a whopper at mcdonalds
they always get pissed off with me when i ask for them ;)

in all seriousness though, congrats man!

edit - and you clearly didn't go to burger king either, because "we don't sell coke. is pepsi okay?"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)
# erm
man woman :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# my most humble apologies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# and contrary to popular belief, I'm not an emo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Sure
Tell that to the magistrate, EMO :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# *steals pic for nefarious deed*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:31, archived)
# there's a better one on my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# *investigates further*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)
# nah, I'm good, thx :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Fucking hell
Being able to scale up a picture doesn't make you clever you know
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# he hee!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# would!
probab.....
nah, definitely would!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:45, archived)
# The one of you holding you left moob?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:46, archived)
# loads here of me
givemeaquid.blogspot.com/ yeah i'm vain :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# what can we do with those?
they've all obviously been 'shopped already ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Of course you're an emo I bet you've tried slashing your wrist with that haircut ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I think it's a bit too thin for that
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)
# in between getting emo chicks to strip off on msn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# You say chicks but how can you tell until it all too late and you're already on your vinegar strokes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# who cares
flesh is flesh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)
# don't start hating on bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# bewbs = gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# As gay as a window.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# or the back door
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Back doors are Bisexual, probably leaning towards gay
Depends on the size of their letterbox
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I love this phrase as it makes no sense but perfect sense
Today my son and I decided that Jesus was a zombie who re-animated and that if Jesus was to rise again, it would be the start of the apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Do you think Jesus would be a lumbering zombie or high speed, a la 28 weeks later?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)
# slow, sam raimi type
defo not a runner - not in those sandals.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Good call about the sandals.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:52, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Oh don't get the '28-days later was a virus not zombies' crowd started
I always get them lot telling me that there is a big difference like Zombies are real and compariable with virus infected un-dead humans.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Yeh, that was in the back of my mind as I typed it
But I hoped my "a la" might be the disclaimer I needed to avoid some sweaty fist o'fury keyboard mashing action sent in my direction ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)
# infection/zombies/pandemic is a bigger problem than worrying if 28 days were zombies in the true sense
So of course I over looked it.

RIGHT I am full of burger and chips so now I'm off to the garden to smoke a big fat doooobie.

laters you lovely people.
xx
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Tra!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)
# As far as I'm concerned if the only thing that can stop them is either a well aimed cricket bat
or a bullet to the head and they are chasing you to eat your brains then they are Zombies... or Jehovah's Witnesses.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)
# do emos refer to
themselves as emos?
someone from talk had fun with my blogspot pic the other day, for making the fatal error of posting a request there (asked for free music download sites)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I think they do
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# the sun is shining in the pic
yet you are not happy.

therefore you = emo slash goth

:)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:39, archived)
# it was in my eyes
and there were screaming children
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:41, archived)
# too much black not to be an emo
whether you like it or not
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)
# do emos shop at cyberdog?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:40, archived)
# You tell us, EmoKing
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# you are so gay for my purple bulldog cheeks in your bum
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I don't think emos "shop"
more a case of falling into a charity shop or stealing their clothes from others*


*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)
# You Sir, have the hair of a baby....
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:16, archived)
# thank you
it gives me my boyish good looks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Did someone mention Man Chicken?

Click for large portion of cock

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 17:45, archived)