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# Well, sometimes it's hard to choose between Azerbaijan and Armenia.
The 'sheep' section of Woody Allen's 'Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask' might help sway your opinion.
Youtube it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:10, archived)
# This sounds like some decidedly contemporary investigation technique,
What is this YouTube of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:14, archived)
# It's a relatively new way to spend three hours waiting for something to buffer/load/happen
before seeing 30 seconds of a cat going "Meow".
It's the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:20, archived)
# And I'm guessing this is the
future I need to be really scared of, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:27, archived)
# No, you need to be scared of the past first.
Namely 'Night of the Demon' and the portmanteau Woody Allen film aforementioned.
Then you can concentrate on being scared of the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:35, archived)
# Trust me, I'm very very afraid of the future.
On a daily basis.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:46, archived)
# The future is now,
but it's all going wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:50, archived)
# You know what?
You're right.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:54, archived)
# You're damn right he's right.
Just gotta up my fear consumption quotient so I can fear the future too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:59, archived)
# I was quoting Matt Johnson.
Since the other night when people were talking about 'best song ever', I've been listening to the The a lot.
Best lyricist ever imho.
So, so prescient, etc...

and here's a link if you're so mad you've never checked him out:
www.youtube.com/artist?a=GxdCwVVULXcgHoShXLgfSsbDSJ3Licqb&feature=watch_video_title

scroll down to 'perfect' - best song evah

3rd edit: not the best version, though. Bear with me and I''l find it...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Sir, You're a star.
Matt Johnson rules. Utterly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:07, archived)
# There you go - best version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTMyGn0NTmI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:10, archived)
# I'm glad you agree,
astoundingly under-appreciated artist.

I don't even usually concern myself with whatever some singer is blathering about.

But this man is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:12, archived)
# Now, that's frustrating.
It took more than 10 minutes to load that link, and it turned out to be an index of links.

I know I've droned on about Matt Johnson's "Heartland", "Sweet Bird of Truth", "This Is The Day" and so on, and about how prescient he is, but I had no idea he was still pumping stuff out.
Maybe I need to just give it some buffering time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:20, archived)
# 10 minutes?
Are you on dial-up?

I'm in deepest, darkest, mid-wales and it pops up like my cock did when I was 17.

/drunk
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:22, archived)
# I'm sitting up in bed,
headphones on, listening to teh Teh back catalogue, imagining 2 or 3 other b3tans doing the same.
Wondering how all those years slipped by, un-remarked upon and only latterly appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:31, archived)
# You, sir
are a star, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Well, sir,
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:14, archived)
# this is still one of my fav pics
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:50, archived)
# Heartland
Almost as much as www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK3uf5V0pDA
Really tripping out into the past.

Seriously happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:33, archived)
# Now this,
reminds me of my best friend from school. He was mad for this band when we were nippers.
Only school friend I'm still in touch with...

edit: just saw your sig - can't imagine yet how that must feel, must be awful. Hope you have people around to help ameliorate the pain.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:36, archived)
# Not as such.
I'm on my employers' wi-fi connection, which I suppose I ought to be grateful for, but even the most straightforward F5 is quite a hefty undertaking.
And trying to see a youtube clip? Fucking hell, see you next Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Oh. I see.
You're smash monkey's comedy account. ;-) lol lmao roflcopter 7w47, etc
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:44, archived)
# If I was Smash Monkey's comedy account I'd blatantly tell people that I'm logging off and going to sleep.
Usually around the time that prick Sea Tramp turns up.
But... OK, I'm Smash Monkey's comedy account.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:54, archived)
# this must be an 'aahh' situation
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:12, archived)
# TAKE THOSE HEADPHONES OFF, YOU DRUNKEN ARSE !
The The were almost deliberately trebly on purpose. Hardly any bass.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:19, archived)
# I'm not deliberately setting out to disagree.
But if someone just happens to talk nonsense, I find it hard to pretend otherwise.

wut? ok. you gots me, can't type with any fluidity - too hard, prolly stop soon
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:25, archived)
# I regret calling you an arse, llort.
I don't really think you are one.
The only excuse I can offer is that I'm smashed out of my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:33, archived)
# I was in no way upset by your comments,
but thx for your apology anyway.
I think I've been witness to enough of your sardonic wit not to take offence.
Anyhoo - gonna line up some the the on youtube and climb the wooden hill to beddington.
Y'all take care now, y'hear?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:40, archived)
# If I didn't live in a flat, I'd use that line on the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:42, archived)
# :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Bj8wrXslk
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:44, archived)
# Nice idea.
btw, I only learned a few weeks ago that 'Stop Your Sobbing' was a Kinks song.
Gobsmacked, I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:50, archived)
# can i add some alternative to this 80's thing you've got going on here
'89 www.myspace.com/wonderfulbrokenthing/music/songs/Birds-Fly-High-26084250
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:26, archived)
# No.
I clicked the link, got some pic of idiots in costumes, the music didn't start,
and then...
I realised it was murdochspace and I hit my backspace like the overworked bitch she is,,, No No No
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:35, archived)
# ah, give me a couple of min's
i upload it to ewetube
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:39, archived)
# ok, it's processing right now
should be ready in a min
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5P8Lc-ex08
i'm thinkning it was more effort than it really deserved and nobody'll really like it anyway. ah well
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:49, archived)
# 'tis ready
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:54, archived)
# Okay.
Can I recommend the violent femmes to you,
I imagine they were the inspiration for this bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:55, archived)
# As in "Where can I get just one fuck?"
Lovely.
By the way, I just bought a copy of The The's "Infected" for 46 pence plus postage.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:07, archived)
# good
we should rename gayshift

the the shift

can't type. g'night
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:12, archived)
# g'night/day
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:16, archived)
# good call
i like it, but i think i'd prefer it they didn't sound so... clean?
just pinched a bit of their vid for a gif though :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:12, archived)
# maybe get mcRad to cover them and i'd be happy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FymG6nX4Oxs

saying that, i just listened to Kiss Off, which i like
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:15, archived)
# turning up the fear a notch

my son made me do this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:42, archived)
# hahah - fuck - hahahah
I used to love that. Mostly for the feme toon, but still. That's brilliantly silly.
How old is your son?

/idle curiosity not a pederast blog
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:46, archived)
# he's three
we've no idea where he's got 6 feet underwear from :/ i mean, we're watchihg it of an evening, but well after he goes to bed.
i can't even rememvber why he said, but it was funny. i felt i had to share
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:55, archived)
# ahh
my daughter's not yet 2, so not quite up to that kind of confusing post-modernist interjection.

But my 3yr old niece called me mouldy-head today when I cut my hair short, because she got confused with baldy-head.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:06, archived)
# ha ha! mouldy head
joe comes out with some of the best things. bear in mind he's 3

mum "would like some orange juice?"
joe "errrmm.. no thanks, i'll stick with my water........... thanks for the offer though"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:20, archived)
# brilliant
2 years ago, I wouldn't have given a crap, but having your own child makes all those clichés come true.
These days I am actually interested in what other people's children do.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:30, archived)
# right!
have you discovered the developmental olympics yet?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:51, archived)
# Fuck yeah,
we are so winning them:
4 word sentence at 13 months? Game over...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:58, archived)