I've never understood the appeal of the 72 virgins thing
They'd be crap! Give me 70 slags instead any day
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Victor Meldrew,
Fri 6 May 2011, 17:19,
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has anyone given anne widdecombe a call?
i'm sure she'd step up to the mark.
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benito vaselini no not that one,
Fri 6 May 2011, 17:29,
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Damn that Nuclear union with their wildcat strikes!
"What do we want?"
"Radiation Sickness!"
"When do we want it?"
"Now!"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 6 May 2011, 17:59,
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