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# bendy necked arrogant twats
They're no better than geese really, when all's said and done
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# at least you can eat geese.
All you can do with swans is fuck them.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# and let them break your arm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# like a twig
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# it's not the best foreplay is it?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# But swans are delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# You are an asylum seeker
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Found it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Quick! Tell Bono!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# but they never look at you during
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I get them to bend right back and rim me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I'm hard now
go on...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# they can get their big yellow beaks right up there
and lick your prostate.

Not that they like it, arrogant fucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I am loving this conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I saw two swans having sex the other weekend
I was a bit drunk and got rather close to them while pretending to be David Attenborough
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# A wanking David Attenborough?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# David Attenborough was always wanking
that's why he had that breathy voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ewwwww....dirty old man.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# here's some dirty old geese
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I didn't get as far as wanking
but I did give him some encouragement in what I imagined was a breathy Attenborough voice

"And here...we can see...the male swan has penetrated the female...go on my son...give her one..."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# and now I'm reading it back to myself in the voice of the bald one off of Mock the Week
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# He's amusing, but I cant help thinking he is more annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
Remember to include a big "AHHHHEM ... !" at the end of the sentence, to indicate to the bovine audience that it's now time to laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Oh god, I can't stop laughing at this conversation

coworkers are giving me funny looks now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
#
loving this conversation

finding this conversation arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# ^ What she said
(but without as much rain)

NOON VAG!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Good noonington Wobbles.
I trust all is well?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:07, archived)
# pfffft.
he said VAG.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# *giggles*

OFFICE giggles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# ^this
One time, they wouldn't even eat my homemade chocolate brownies.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Hahahaha saddest story ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Believe me, I have PTSD still to this day.


Post Traumatic Swan Disorder
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Oh I thought you were moaning about your period again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# No, that's next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:12, archived)