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(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:56, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry] sneak in this crotch rocket?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:49, archived)
# hahaha, Christ.
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
EDIT: You could compo it, and deploy the rarely-used 'Orgone Accumulator' defence if called upon to justify such action.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:04, archived)
# Would it make you feel greater if I did?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Not necessarily,
but it'd make it more likely to reach and delight a wider (eg dayshift) audience.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:14, archived)
# are calling dayshifters 'fat'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:19, archived)
# Shhh
podgy69 might hear
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Nope. I'm calling them 'unlikely to see a picture posted at around 2am'.
The lardy, waddling gastric-band-busting fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:26, archived)
# Or
the 'Reichian Defence' as I believe it's called in extremis.

edit: fuck, I hadn't read this week's compo. Is consilience the word I'm looking for here?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:12, archived)
# As in "Third", or as in "Steve"?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:16, archived)
# pfft
Wilhelm - you were joking, right?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:20, archived)
# Music For 18 Musicians.
Played it in the car today on the way to Philly, fantastic driving music.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:40, archived)
# I sincerely hope you have "Neu!" by Neu!
If not, you're in for a treat when you get hold of a copy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:46, archived)
# hallo gallo
sublime
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:53, archived)
# ^
Hang on, though, have you been pretending to go to bed again?
You can bloody well put a few punchlines in to a couple of threads below before you hit the hay properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Thanks for the reminder.
I've heard about this album so many times and have never gotten around to grabbing it. I'm about 4 minutes away from 'owning' a copy.
The Wiki page namechecks Eno and Radiohead (and Bowie, and PiL, and Joy Division, and Iggy, and The Horrors, etc. etc.) which is pretty good company to be in.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:58, archived)
# You've done a good thing.
btw, I read Cat's Cradle. Well worth it, thanks for the nudge.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:04, archived)
# I love that book so much.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:10, archived)
# I don't blame ya.
Can't really go wrong with Kurt Vonnegut.
Pity his output turned out finite. So it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:14, archived)
# Finite = Alright
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:27, archived)
# read most of his stuff 20 years ago
recently reread Player Piano, his first, and so very unique in its lack of his later-developed style and catchphrases.

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(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 13 May 2011, 4:13, archived)
# Sea Tramp wanted me to say:
I preferred Breakfast of Champions.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:14, archived)
# Haha
I think they're both wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:22, archived)
# Now you're scaring me.
It's my favourite KV book, yeah, but what?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:23, archived)
# Well if it's book club time:
Behind the Scenes at the Museum by Kate Atkinson is my recommendation.
I've liked all her books, but this is my favourite - definitely the best one to start with if you haven't read any others.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:28, archived)
# Took a peek.
But looking at the second Amazon review, saying: "Ruby tells the story of her family exploring complex family relationships..." moved it down my list of priorities.
Just about to start BS Johnson's "Christie Malry's Own Double Entry" though, so might return to Kate Atkinson after that.
Should have the newish Roky Erickson record this time tomorrow; will keep y'all posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:46, archived)
# That review isn't doing it any favours.
It's a book of unrelenting melancholy. Which I like.

Christie Malry's Own Double Entry is very good, though, but not as filthy as the title might suggest :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:20, archived)
# You could argue that the measures I've outlined would indeed ensure conscilience, in a profoundly classical sense.
But look at this jumble, we're getting all tangled now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Indeed.
Drunk everything, time for bed. ta-ra
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:24, archived)
#
It's no social integrator
It's a one man isolator
It's a back brain stimulator
It's a cerebral vibrator
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 May 2011, 7:50, archived)
# I'm aroused
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:18, archived)
# ZOUNDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:32, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:38, archived)
# fuck wow
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:16, archived)
# This is...
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 13 May 2011, 3:30, archived)
# FRAICHE!
mon dieu!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 13 May 2011, 4:08, archived)
# "Prohibited Images of Children"
Sections 62 to 68 of the Coroners and Justice Act 2009 might be relevant.

www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2009/25/part/2/chapter/2

I think it ultimately depends on whether or not the image "is of such a nature that it must reasonably be assumed to have been produced solely or principally for the purpose of sexual arousal."
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:56, archived)
# soooooo it's nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Hahaha
A masterpiece
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:27, archived)
# PLEASE PLEASE
Front page this.

I can see office workers getting the sack up and down the country
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:12, archived)