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# So it's old 'Anvil Heads' birthday tomorrow....
Anyone got any suggestions on who tomorrows birthday girl person should be?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Grace Jones
Saves you a job

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:51, archived)
# SPONG MNNNNG
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Pat Roach and Peter Mayhew
anyone else would clearly be an insult
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:53, archived)
# ^ I second Pat Roach
On second thoughts not sure I want to see him semi-nude.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Seams like a good idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:12, archived)
# now you've nothing to do tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:18, archived)
# True...
How are you Mr Toast?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:20, archived)
# very tired, but still got a lot of jobs to do before I can fall asleep
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:40, archived)
# big jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Just pick the one with the biggest tits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Pffffft
Pat Roach it is then
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:59, archived)
# *googlOOOHHHAAARRRGHGGH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:02, archived)
# don't knock the big man
even dead he could still flatten Indy with one punch
(not hard admittedly with the state of Harrison Ford)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:04, archived)
# haha I forgot all about him being in that film :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:24, archived)
# not a patch on Kendo Nagasaki
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Victoria Wood?

EDIT: or Ryan O'Neill

EDITED EDIT: "Diane Diamonds" O_O (--NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10424934
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Well said...
* You googled it didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:23, archived)
# It's day 11 in the big brother house and Wobbly Bloke has still not quite recovered from being asked to link a nsfw pic
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Fuck off!
All I was saying was be warned if you are going to google "Diane Diamonds".

* Get over it, the rest of us have!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Pea-roasts Toyah as I am chilling out....

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:26, archived)
# hahah piss off yourself you daft mong, "u" didn't say anything of the sort :D

* Parp
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:27, archived)
# it's my b3ta birthday tomorrow
shall I send you naked pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Cor
I bet he'll answer *that* gaz :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:50, archived)
# I'm his PA.
Anything you send needs to be relayed to me first, for verification purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:53, archived)
# yes
Well message me a photo and I will merge you with someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:55, archived)
#
one thing
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:56, archived)
#
merge you with someone. wank myself cross-eyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:59, archived)
# heh!
*pulls this out*

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 May 2011, 22:15, archived)