raptors are no laughing matterpfft
I actually got raptured a couple of hours ago, but decided to come back. Apparently wiping of the arse is frowned upon up there and they don't have any animals.
(I actually got raptured a couple of hours ago, but decided to come back. Apparently wiping of the arse is frowned upon up there and they don't have any animals.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:14,
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also, I'll repoastle this as it is mildly relevant what with the whole 2nd visit of jc and whatnot
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:18,
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Well put :)Some great Jesus faces there, I particularly like Determined Detective Jesus in panel 2.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 22 May 2011, 0:30,
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up there, you have to join Gods army for a war against the devildown here you get to have a beer, a kiss and a cuddle, pat the dog and fight zombies. On paper I have to say heaven sounds like the shitty end of the stick.
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:19,
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yehand you'd have to fight on the same side as a bunch of fucking eunuchs, ex-popes, nuns and other general nancy-boys versus a bunch of demons, murderers, rapists etc plus all of the people in the world clever enough to be agnostic/atheist. I know who'd I'd bet on to win that fight.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:24,
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But much like the USA, they will have God on their side, and therefore cannot lose.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:27,
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was it proper rapture or serious rapture?/ken clarke blog
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:26,
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hahahano, no, rapture is not always rapture.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sat 21 May 2011, 23:32,
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