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# raptors are no laughing matter
pfft

I actually got raptured a couple of hours ago, but decided to come back. Apparently wiping of the arse is frowned upon up there and they don't have any animals.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:14, archived)
# also, I'll repoastle this as it is mildly relevant what with the whole 2nd visit of jc and whatnot

(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Well put :)
Some great Jesus faces there, I particularly like Determined Detective Jesus in panel 2.
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:30, archived)
# up there, you have to join Gods army for a war against the devil
down here you get to have a beer, a kiss and a cuddle, pat the dog and fight zombies. On paper I have to say heaven sounds like the shitty end of the stick.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# yeh
and you'd have to fight on the same side as a bunch of fucking eunuchs, ex-popes, nuns and other general nancy-boys versus a bunch of demons, murderers, rapists etc plus all of the people in the world clever enough to be agnostic/atheist. I know who'd I'd bet on to win that fight.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# But much like the USA, they will have God on their side, and therefore cannot lose.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Doesn't seem very sporting.
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:12, archived)
# was it proper rapture or serious rapture?
/ken clarke blog
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
no, no, rapture is not always rapture.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:32, archived)
# *checks clock*
apparently so
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:37, archived)