
pfft
I actually got raptured a couple of hours ago, but decided to come back. Apparently wiping of the arse is frowned upon up there and they don't have any animals.
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Sat 21 May 2011, 23:14,
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I actually got raptured a couple of hours ago, but decided to come back. Apparently wiping of the arse is frowned upon up there and they don't have any animals.



Some great Jesus faces there, I particularly like Determined Detective Jesus in panel 2.
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Sun 22 May 2011, 0:30,
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down here you get to have a beer, a kiss and a cuddle, pat the dog and fight zombies. On paper I have to say heaven sounds like the shitty end of the stick.
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Sat 21 May 2011, 23:19,
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and you'd have to fight on the same side as a bunch of fucking eunuchs, ex-popes, nuns and other general nancy-boys versus a bunch of demons, murderers, rapists etc plus all of the people in the world clever enough to be agnostic/atheist. I know who'd I'd bet on to win that fight.
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Sat 21 May 2011, 23:24,
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