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# wait
what's that cow cooking? is it cooking burgers and steaks??????? i know bin laden was sick, but forcing a cow to cannibalism is going too far, even for him!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:31, archived)
# No one said the cow was cooking for HIMSELF!
this isn't to scale, but there was turf somewhere delivered once a week for the cow to chew on.... thats not suspicious is it?
town centre, 12 foot re-enforced concrete walls, no windows to see in and a delivery to keep the cow going once a week.... nothing to see here, move along.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:34, archived)
# them burgers better be halal
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:36, archived)
# They go to all that detail in telling us the height of the walls
and yet they don't draw the cow to scale the evil bastards!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
# they've drawn him disturbingly pale, too
either he's albino or he's horribly under-nourished because the only thing they give him to eat are chunks of beef :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:38, archived)
# No wonder they called it the Axis of Evil!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Sounds like a place just round the corner from me, to be honest
There's a few people with American accents and bad fake beards in a flat over the road, too, always staring through binoculars. It's just part of life.

Also, that poor cow :( That's like forcing us to cook babies :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
# so cooking babies is wrong?
*burns cookbook*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Don't burn the cookbook you have it on too high a heat
gently simmer it in a nice marinade.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# just had lovely soup
consisting of chicken stock, black pepper, soy sauce, fennel, garlic, coriander, rice noodles, cucumber, lettuce, green pepper and a giant shitload of chillies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:44, archived)
# You're a better cook than I
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:45, archived)
# it's really easy
and very light. just threw everything into a pan for 5 minutes. the prep takes longer than the cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:49, archived)
# It can't take more than 5 minutes to open a tin!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:50, archived)
# i don't eat from tins
i cook everything from fresh ingredients, except bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:52, archived)
# I didn't know you could get tinned bread!
I know i'm taking the piss here, but Aldi do sell bread in tins, you have to roll them out and bake them, but they are little bread rolls!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:58, archived)
# seen those
apparently, they're quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:01, archived)
# they are, but don't forget you have them in the fridge
once past the useeby date, they, er, explode a bit!

was picking dough out the fridge for weeks
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:02, archived)
# pffff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Now this is something I did today was to bake a loaf of bread
all made and kneaded by hand and baked in the oven - we have a breadmaker but it doesn't taste the same.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 23:58, archived)
# tried making my own bread
just can't get it right, always turns out too doughy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:00, archived)
# You need to bake it for about 20-25 minutes in a medium/hot preheated oven (Gas mark 6)
you can always tell when it's cooked throughout by tapping the bottom of the loaf if it sounds hollow it's done.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:10, archived)