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# two FRIED bacon sammiges (one with fried egg and one with brown sauce), 3 double chocolate cadbury's fingers, and a large mug of tea
there is also some rhubarb crumble in the fridge which I am intending to save for a treat which I will give myself in a couple of hours...

I love shirking from home
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# RHUBARB CRUMBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
# :)
next to the birth of my son this is probably proudest moment of my life...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:41, archived)
# \o/
my own rhubarb should be ready to pick in a week or two :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# next door's cat has decided that my rhubarb is the perfect place to roll around
and that the indentations I have dug for my asparagus are a group of fresh shitters into which he should shit at his own merry whim.

I'm normally a peaceful and animal loving individual but I am tempted to flay the animal and wear it's skin as a hat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I bought 250 wooden kebab skewers from the 99p shop
the bits of my garden where I don't want the cat to shit look like a porcupine right now, but it works
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# I was thinking or planting a border of wild garlic
apparently they dislike the smell... and I love the taste so everybody wins

... although your idea will probably be adopted in the mean time ... I might even place some of my GI Joe action men in amongst the skewers!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# This sounds a plan
My Rhubarb isn't doing too well at the moment

The Courgettes in the greenhouse are flourishing though - first flower opened today
\0/
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# well done those courgettes
my beans have started flowering and my strawberries but much of the other stuff is just doing away... I was looking at the celery this morning and it's going yellow so I think I'll need to find some other feed for it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:00, archived)
# strawberries are full of flowers
but I bet the bastard Squirrels eat them all
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:01, archived)
#
cat MILF
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:07, archived)