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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# hahahaha
Just back from Stainsberries where I saw a mother drop a snickers wrapper in the car park, I picked it up, followed her and made sure her kids see me hand it back and say, "Sorry, you dropped this!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Quentitron!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Tit indeed!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha -very nice
did she look suitably embarassed? Or did her face screw up into a look of pure, unadulterated hatred, before she told Courtney, Britney, and Suitcase to "get in the car, while I teach this f*****g **** a f*****g lesson" ?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Suitcase? That's exotic.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Was that or Ashtray?
and we all know that's a boys name?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
# None too impressed, was she!
But her kids looked at her with a look of "He's right mum, isn't he??"
Was either that or "Aren't you gonna hit that cheeky Irish pikey Maw?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
# There is a Britney AND a Courtney in my street, both about 10,
not a Suitcase, however, there is a Chardonay, poor bastard.

Yes, their parents do favour the sports suit and White Lightening...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
# My mate was saying that 'round his way (Bristle) there's a trend for combining the names of the parents to give the name of the child.
Hence there being a slew of Darreccas and Kathevins &c.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Haha. Me and the missus should breed
again then (J-- and -ale)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Ooooh classy.
Many people in these parts do that to name their houses.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Ouch.
Some friends of mine called their daughter Ciel. French for sky which is fine.... but their surname is Hook.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Mrs Vagabond and I have been trying for a dog for quite a while.
When we finally succeed, I am determind to call it Dodge, spelt Dog pronounced with a soft G, so that we can save money on a personalised bowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Still no luck?
Have you tried doing it dodgey style?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Oh my style is very dodgy, I assure you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I tried to convince a pregnant shell suit wearer to call her child WKD once
I dont know if she did, as I was drunk and I didnt know who she was.

It seemed like a good funny idea at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# I met someone last week
who had called their child 'Coco-belle'
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
# After the breakfast cereal?
Takes all sorts.
(xaer0mancer, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
# HAHAHA
–YOUHAVETENSECONDSTOCOMPLY–
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Thanks Freebs.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Haha
Hello b3ta this is a great source image: imgur.com/HYhmj
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
# is that from this year's eurovision?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)
# It's from board-game night at Elton John's house.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# haha
"Fuck off Grandad, if you want it picking up, do it yourself" would be the reply

kids today...tchah
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Sure it's not a condom wrapper?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Give a larbage
pick up your garbage
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
# this would work as a film
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Aawwww
Clicky for making the little girl cry like the criminal scum she is!

I would rather live next door to a murderer than a litter bug who drops sweety wrappers! Filth...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)