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# My wife likes to use my masturbateur to play dice's game

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Haha!
I hope there will be a George Alagiah version in the near future.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)
#
George Alagiah Michael J Fox.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Trust you to throw a spanner in the works!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
# This pleases me.
I just hope the fryer uses the correct fat and not a wanking spanner version.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)
# needs more mediocre
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
# That's a real product? Really?
Can it be adapted for D&D 20 sided dice? Strikes me as the most likely market for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
# don't be silly
if D&D players had one of those they would never get any roleplaying done.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
# That's why they would buy two!
Think about it...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
# cubespunk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Blimey that's a quick wank!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Not as quick as me...
Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# This is why i don't gamble
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I think that's the message, all gamblers are wankers?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I don't want to think about where the chorded white wand goes
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I hope she washes it after.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# LOOKS LIKE A WANKING MACHINE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)