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# In the style of WobblyBloke

Have a zombified Louie Armstrong (Who dieded on this day 1971)
(Edit: oops sorry Louis Armstrong! Thanks camp freddy)
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:46, archived)
# First black man on the moon.
RIP brother.
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# Tenuous..
..he found a river?
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:56, archived)
# And had a comedy sketch show.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:03, archived)
# He had
a Miller?
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# No you're thinking of Trumpton.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Thought
there was no wind on the moon?
(Happy candles btw)
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:24, archived)
# no... you're thinking of that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon... What was his name? Apollo Creed?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)
# I think
he went to the dark side and met the Emperor
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# No you're thinking of Jodie Foster.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)
# no, no, no, that was Barry Gibb
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:25, archived)
# He's the dead one right, the one that invented caramel?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Nah, he invented Nougat, Judith Chalmers invented caramel,
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I like camels.
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# Best of all the victorian illuminants.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)
# has he been skinned?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Admittedly
It didn't come out brilliantly - the detail of the open wounds can't be seen
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Where are his real eyes & mouth?
(and cravat)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Err...
1) Fell out
2) Rotted away
3) Taken off as bow ties not normal zombie apparel
(http://www.educationalsynthesis.org/files/images/ppl/famamer/360x356xLArmstrong-Cover.jpg.pagespeed.ic.dOIg0YKXB8.jpg)
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Topical :)
Have a Greek riot toap just because
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:56, archived)
# What do her pants smell of?
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Feta and retsina
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:03, archived)
#
retsina Donner
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I don't think
her cuffs match her collar
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Well, I wouldn't want to get close enough to find out!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Phwoor...
I bet that smells fishy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# A buddy of mine had one as a kid in the early 1970's, We stretched his arms out so much they tore off, and the waxy goo came out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:02, archived)
# YOU STRETCHED YOUR KIDS ARMS OUT SO MUCH THEY TORE OFF!
and then waxy goo came out!!!!!

What kind of sicko are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)
# yes, people are all full of sticky goo
www.google.com/search?q=stretch+armstrong
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Slavery was a terrible thing
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:21, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:23, archived)
# But funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:39, archived)
# he looks like the dude
who got caught on bbc news by mistake to talk about Apple.

lol!

Also hooray for Louis - my dad was buried to him singing "All that meat and no potatoes".
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Ah yes, the famous landslide at the Louis Armstrong concert
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:32, archived)
# funeral lols :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:39, archived)