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# Holy fuck!
That's huge news!
And rather wonderful too.

Or do you think it's just a trick to make people buy the last ever issue as a collector's item. Then the following week he'll announce that actually they won't be closing after all...

Edit: Oh I see last week's was the final issue. Hooray!
Edit edit: Oh I see that next week's will be the final issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# It'll be rebadged as "The Sunday Sun"
take about 6 weeks to re launch I reckon
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Ohh
mind the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# RingRing...RingRing
Hello, I'm not in right now, but if you'd like to leave a message I'll read it in the Sun Tomorrow
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# ^^ this is genius
*changes answerphone message*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:19, archived)
# We'll probaby just get
a re-branded "Sunday Sun" instead.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# ^ exactly what I was thinking.
By Christmas, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:26, archived)
# two words: Deflection, Rebranding
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Yes. But I'm sure they'll have learnt their lesson and will report in an honest and responsible manner from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
# it will now be know as 'the weekly world news'
with up to the minute news stories of hitler on the moon and wommin having space babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:36, archived)
# 1 issue left according to their statement
"News International has announced that it is closing the News of the World - Sunday 10 July 2011 will be it's last ever edition."

So yes, this sundays will be completely bought out by e-bay types and will likely reappear in daytime tv bargain hunt 2035 by saddo's wearing space helmets looking for a fiscal reward for doing fuck all apart from sitting on their space backsides in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:41, archived)