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# Ha ha hahahahhahahhahaha!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14070733
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)
# GOTCHA
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Now
Sun, Star, Sport and Daily Fail please.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Not necessarily in that order
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)
# All at once in some epic fight against The Man, I'm sure.
We just need to find something to nick them all for.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Don't forget The Express
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:09, archived)
# But then
where would we get all the latest News about Diana?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:25, archived)
# And the Mirror.
TBH, all I ever read is Car and Classic.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Holy fuck!
That's huge news!
And rather wonderful too.

Or do you think it's just a trick to make people buy the last ever issue as a collector's item. Then the following week he'll announce that actually they won't be closing after all...

Edit: Oh I see last week's was the final issue. Hooray!
Edit edit: Oh I see that next week's will be the final issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)
# It'll be rebadged as "The Sunday Sun"
take about 6 weeks to re launch I reckon
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Ohh
mind the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# RingRing...RingRing
Hello, I'm not in right now, but if you'd like to leave a message I'll read it in the Sun Tomorrow
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# ^^ this is genius
*changes answerphone message*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 19:19, archived)
# We'll probaby just get
a re-branded "Sunday Sun" instead.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# ^ exactly what I was thinking.
By Christmas, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:26, archived)
# two words: Deflection, Rebranding
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Yes. But I'm sure they'll have learnt their lesson and will report in an honest and responsible manner from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:18, archived)
# it will now be know as 'the weekly world news'
with up to the minute news stories of hitler on the moon and wommin having space babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:36, archived)
# 1 issue left according to their statement
"News International has announced that it is closing the News of the World - Sunday 10 July 2011 will be it's last ever edition."

So yes, this sundays will be completely bought out by e-bay types and will likely reappear in daytime tv bargain hunt 2035 by saddo's wearing space helmets looking for a fiscal reward for doing fuck all apart from sitting on their space backsides in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:41, archived)
# That was fucking ninja'd sir
B3ta news strikes again!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I got the news from Lu on fb.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Hells bloody bells,
The timestamp on the BBC story was 16.57, your post was 16.59. It takes me longer than that to fire up Paint!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# hopefully the rest will follow
"Mr Murdoch said proceeds from the last edition would go to good causes."

next years Bilderberg buffet fee?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Mr Murdoch financing his own torture and execution?
Or a holiday at Gitmo?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Fucking right!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# R.I.P.
Rot In Purgatory.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Ring in Please?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# 4EVA IN R HARTZ N ANSAFONES
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# NO1 IS WEEPIN XOXOXOXOX
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:35, archived)
# it's a diversionary tactic
it's putting some people who had nothing to do with the allegations out of work, and no doubt making more money from the re/launch of their next Sunday paper.

I'd rather it carried on with a sense of honesty and the people at the top were actually seen to be being punished, not the unfortunate and innocent reporters (as innocent a NI reporter can be) who joined in the last 6 months.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Yeah, I imagine they will probably end up going to other papers or media.
Something stable and secure, so they won't be going to Channel 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Yes it's a diversionary tactic
But Captain Give-a-fuck has seen the Give-a-fuck signal shining high over the skies of Give-a-fuck city, he's jumped into the Give-a-fuckmobile and raced out of the Give-a-fuckcave. Sadly, as a consequence there's no-one left to give a fuck about NotW journalists losing their jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
# complete scum
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
about fucking time
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:17, archived)
# COME ON MY SUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Fucking hell
Reading Murdoch's press release makes me want to vomit. He was directly responsible for the type of 'journalism' practiced there. There is no-one with a greater share of the blame than him.
Now watch the Sky merger go ahead anyway. The Government is so far inside his pocket they can't even see daylight. I hope the whole corrupt house of card falls down and takes every one of those cunts with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:24, archived)
# On a lighter note....
www.b3ta.com/board/10472163
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Haha
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Best selling birthday/greetings cards. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:29, archived)
# THIS
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:51, archived)
# it's been going for the last 168 years
it is in need of a rebranding anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 17:38, archived)
# wiv da angles
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)