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[challenge entry] yeah yeah yeah whatever

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(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Why oh why oh whoy
Are TG presenters allowed to pontifficate on the
value or otherwise of different cars, when anywhere
else on the BBC it's "other (product)s are available"?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Trouble is, if driving your head into the ground at 200mph doesn't stop you,
what's a good slap going to achieve?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Even if you utterly despise Richard Hammond
you have to admire how hard the little shit is to kill.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:04, archived)
# he is a cunt
that's why i like him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:27, archived)
# ^this
Entertainment programme is entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:32, archived)
# yep me too
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I like how on the internet admitting to being in a majority is seen as something shameful.
YES I LIKE TO WATCH ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PROGRAMMES ON BRITISH TELEVISION! ARE YOU HAPPY? IT'S MY ONE SHAMEFUL SECRET!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)
# there's no way i'm telling you my shameful secret
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
# I already know about your fetish for Goldbum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:16, archived)
# that's not it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:17, archived)
# No no no, it IS a shameful secret.
It might not be the specific one you were talking about, but it definitely IS.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:19, archived)
# it's not shameful
a bit odd, maybe, but not shameful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# We have reached Denial.
Next stops, Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:24, archived)
# IT'S NOT SHAMEFUL!
tell me it's okay, i'll make it worth your while ;)
oh god, what am i doing? it's pathetic!
ah well, i still fancy him, no matter what.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:27, archived)
# aye, although I think to be fair, his 'public persona' is what comes across as a c*nt
he can be very funny, and yes, I do watch Top Gear and enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:06, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:10, archived)
# I heard they're going to
adapt Popular Radio 4 comedy panel show 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' for ITV's audience.
It's to be called 'I'm Sorry, I'm Thick as Fuck'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:28, archived)
# ....Get me out of here...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)
# hosted by jeremy kyle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Apologies in as much as b3ta will allow. I don't know why, I've gone all 'Two Ronnies' today.
www.b3ta.com/board/10491186
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Won't you be writing to them Mrs T.?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:58, archived)
# The Blighter Side
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:57, archived)