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[challenge entry] Seemed funnier in my head
I guess my head is not actually funny

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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# A LOT more entertaining than the show.
Then again, being bumraped with a splintered broomstick would be more entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Bafta judges aren't with you on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Admittedly
I've agreed with most of the BAFTA's decisions.

At least Geordie Shore wasn't nominated. Fuckin' hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Don't for an instant think I'm defending the show.
It's utter pig-swill, made by degenerates for degenerates.

Phil Redmond should be ashamed of himself.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Oh no I wasn't implying that!
I imagine you're far better than to watch that pile of horse shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# I listen to the Archers, for my sins
We all bear our own personal damnations ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# *hides certain anthropomorphic folder*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# I'm starting to get into The Archers.
I'm going to have to go out and do some class A's and stay up all night because otherwise it's the cardigan and slippers for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# R4,
AND class A's can be a dangerous combination
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
# That's cos BAFTA stands for
Broomsticks Are Fun Taken Anally
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# *b'dum tsch!*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# bum stitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Well, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Smart :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:46, archived)
# I imagine it would,
would wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Another bullet I've successfully managed to dodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Never watched it
but I like your font work
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:28, archived)
# I want to see her vajazzle and judge for myself
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)
# I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# But the A6 goes from Derby to Stockport!
/pseudoconfused blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)
# It currently runs from Luton in Bedfordshire to Carlisle in Cumbria
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Now that's a handy road!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
# imagine how shit life was in Luton before the A6
and in an equal measure how much happier it was in Cumbria
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)
# I dunno
have you ever been to Carlisle?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:51, archived)
# only via the A6
and it was shit, before the A6 it was a happy place with clowns and rainbows
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
# yes,
via Buxton. I used to live on that road (classy) but couldnt get a good enough google maps pic so went with paper sizes.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)