Well, obviously I am wearing my Klompensok right now as I'm sure everyone else is too.
but these Pants Of Action are new entries on my shopping list :)
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Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:13,
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Yep
It warns everyone in a 5 mile radius that the wearer is in a state of "panic"
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Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:22,
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I assume it goes with out saying
that when the button of panic is pressed, the pants of action automatically help the wearer's anus (and scrotum if the wearer is male) tighten comfortably?
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Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:25,
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It creates a comfortable and reassuring "grip"
and also gound-discharges static build up creating a nice tingling sensation.
It's multifunctional.
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Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:28,
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It's multifunctional.